Predictions HT/FT | Today Forebet Football Tips

16 Best HT-FT betting prediction sites 2019 - Softonic

16 Best HT-FT betting prediction sites 2019 - Softonic submitted by jacksonchristy to u/jacksonchristy [link] [comments]

HT FT Matches Sure Odds Bet Fixed Predictions 1X2

HT FT Matches Sure Odds Bet Fixed Predictions 1X2 submitted by jacksonchristy to u/jacksonchristy [link] [comments]

Correct score AND another prediction

Hey bettors from around the community.
This morning(10:30AM here), I had an idea which I'm about to try.
In the English Championship I saw that there are 1-2 matches every round that finish 0 all.
Now, one of the many bet providers in my area has and interesting option.
For almost any match I can bet that either at HT or FT either team will win, and the odds are around 1.8.
That's pretty much DC but with increased odds.
My plan is to play a 3,4,5 maybe 6 match acca with that prediction and play a bunch of doubles or trebles with 1:1 CS.
I can't explain it all in detail, I'm not a native englisb speaker but I hope you understood what I'm trying to say.
Any thoughts or criticism welcome.
submitted by hybrid20 to SoccerBetting [link] [comments]

The entire bee movie script but it's mocking you

beEmOvieScriPtaCcORdINgToaLLkNOwnlAwsOFAVIaTiontherEIsNowayaBeEsHOULdbEABLetoflyITswingSaRETOOsmALlTogEtitsFaTLITtlEbOdYoFFtHeGROuNDTheBEeoFcOUrsEfLIesAnyWaYbEcAuSebEeSdONtCAreWhaThUmANstHINkisImPOSsibLEyEllOWBlAcKyEllowblACkyeLlOWBLackYelLowbLAcKoOHbLACkANDYELLowLETSShAKeiTupAlittlEBArrybReAkFasTiSreaDyOOmInghanGONAsEcONdhellOBArryadaMOAnYOUbeLIeVethIsIshaPPEniNgICantILlPIckYOuUPloOkIngsHArPusEthestaiRSyOuRFAtHeRpAiDgOodMoNEyfOrTHOsEsOrryIMexCITEDherEstheGRaDUatEwErEVERYpROUDofyOUSONApeRFectRepOrTcarDaLlbsverYpROUDMaiGOtaThingGOiNgherEyoUgotlIntonyouRfuzzoWTHaTSmewaVEToUsWeLLbEInrOW118000BYeBArryitOldyoUstOpfLYInGIntheHOuSehEYAdaMHEyBArrYISthatFuzzGeLALIttLEsPEcIaldayGRAdUATIONneVeRthOUghtIDMAKeItthReeDAysgRaDesChOolTHREEDAySHiGHSCHoOLThoSEWeReAWkWArdthReEdaysColLEGeimgLaDiToOKadAYanDHITchhIkedAROundTHeHiveYOudidCOmEbacKDIFFeRenThibARRYArtIEGRowingamuStacHelOoKsgoOdheaRABouTfranKiEyEAHYouGOingtOTHeFUNeraLnOIMNOtgoINGEVERYBODYknowSstINgSOmEoNeyOUdIEDOntWASTEItONasQuirRElsuchAHotHeaDIGUESShecOULdHAvejusTGoTtenOuTOftheWAyILovethIsInCORPoRatINGAnAmUsementPaRKInTOoUrDAyTHaTsWhYWeDontneEdVAcatiONsbOyQUItEABITofPOMPUNdERtHeCirCuMsTAnCeSwellAdaMTODaYweaRemENwEAREbeEmenAMEnHaLlelujahStudEntsfAcuLTYDIsTiNguIsHEDbEESpLEaSEweLcOmEdEANbUzzwellWeLComenEWHIVeOItYGraDuaTingClassOF915thatCONCLuDEsOurcEREmOniESanDBegInSyOuRcaReeratHOneXindustRIesWILlWepIcKoURjobTODaYIheArdiTsjustOrieNTAtiOnheaDSUPHeReWeGoKEePYourhandSANDaNTEnNasinsideTheTRAmataLLtIMeSWOnderwhaTITlLbelIKEAliTTlescARYweLCOMetoHoNexaDivisIonOFhoNEScOaNDAPaRtoftHeHEXAGoNgROUPTHIsIsITwOWwOWweKnOWthATyoUAsaBeeHavEWorKeDYOUrWhOlElIFEtoGeTTOthepoiNTwhEreyOUCANwOrkFORYOUrWHoLElifehOneybEgINSWheNoUrvaLIAntPollENjocKSbriNGtHENectaRtoTHeHiVeOUrTopSeCrETFOrmulaisaUTOmATicaLlyColorcoRreCteDSCEntAdjUstedAnDBubbLECOntoUreDinTOTHisSooThiNgSwEETsyRuPWithitsDISTiNcTiVEGoldeNGLoWyOuknOwAsHoNeyThATGIrlWAshOtSHESMYCOUsInsHeIsyeSWeREalLcOusINsRiGHtyOUreRIGhtaTHONExwEConStaNtlYstriVeTOImpRoVEEVeRYAsPECtofBEeExISteNcetheseBEEsAREstRESSTESTiNgANEWHElMeTtECHNoLogYWHatdOyouThiNKHEMAkesnOTeNoUGhhErEWEHAVEourlATESTADvanCEmenttHEKreLMAnwHAtdOestHATDooATchesTHaTLItTlEStRANdofHOnEytHathANGSAFTERyOUPoURITsAvesUSmiLlioNSoanANYONEwORkOnTheKrelmanOfcOurSEMoStbEEJoBSAreSMallOnesBUtBEeSKnOwTHAteveRYsMaLljObiFITsdoNeWEllMeAnsaloTbutCHOOSECarEfulLYBEcAUseYOUlLsTAYINtHEJoByOUpiCkfOrtHERestoFYOUrlIFetHEsamEJOBTHErestOfYoURLifEiDiDntknOwtHAtwhATstHEdiffEREnCeyoULLbehappYTOkNowtHATBeesASaSPecIESHAvENthAdonEdAyofFIn27MILLiOnyeARssoyoUllJuSTWorkuSToDEATHWELlsURetRYWoWThATBlewmYMiNdWHATSthEdIfFErenceHowCAnYoUsAYThatonEJOBFOReVeRtHatsANinsANEchoIceTohAveTomAKeimRELiEVeDnOWWeoNLYHaVETomakeonEdeCisiOniNlifebUTAdAmHOWCOUldTheyNEvErhavETOldUStHATwhyWouLdyOUquEsTIoNanYthiNgwErEBEEsWeReTHEmoSTperFeCtlyFUNcTIoNiNGSoCiETYOneArTHYoUevERThInKmAyBetHInGSWoRkALItTletOoWELlhereLiKEWhAtGIVEmEoNEeXampleidoNtkNOwbuTYoUknOWwhATimTalKIngaBoUTpleASEcLeArTHeGaterOyAlNectARForCeoNapprOAcHWaitasECoNdohECkITOUtHEYtHOsEarEpoLLEnjoCKSWowIVEneVErseeNtheMTHIscloSethEykNowWHatITslikeoutsiDETHEhivEyEAHBUtSomedONTcOMEBaCkHeyjockSHiJOcksYoUGuYsdIdGrEaTYOUReMONstersYOurESkyfreaKsILOVeITiLovEItiwOndERwHerEtHeYWereiDOntknOWtHeirDAYsNOtplanneDOutsiDetHEhiVEfLYINGwHOkNOwSWhErEdoInGwhoKNOWswHaTYOucanTjUstdecIDetobeApolLenJOCKYOuhAVETobEbReDfOrThATrIgHTlookTHatSMoREPOLLEntHanYouAndIWiLlseeINAlIfEtimeItsjUSTaSTAtUssyMBolBeEsMaKEtOomUchofITPeRhaPSUnLESsYOUREwEARiNGitANDtHELADiessEeYouweaRingiTthoseLAdiEsaREntthEYOUrcoUSinsTOoDISTAntDisTAntLoOKAtTheseTWOOouPleoFhiVEHaRryslEtSHAveFuNWiTHThEmITmUstBEdangeRoUsbEInGApollenjOCkYEahONceabEaRpiNnedMeaGainstaMUShroomHehADaPAwonmYThrOATandwItHtHEotHERHEWAssLAppINgMeohMYINeVErthoUghtidkNoCkhimouTwHAtWeREYoUDoINGDURingtHiStRYiNGtOALERtTheaUTHoRiTieSICaNAutOgrAphtHAtaliTtlEGustYoUttherEtOdAYwaSNtITComrADesYeahGUStyweReHiTtinGAsunFlowerpatCHsIxMiLEsFROmhEREtoMorrOWSIxmIlEShuHbarRYaPUdDLejUMPFoRuSButMAyBeyoURENOtuPFoRitmaYbEIaMYoUAREnOtwereGoInG0900AtjgAtEwHaTdOyouTHINkbuZzyboYarEyOUBeeeNOUGHImighTBEiTAlLdEPenDsONwhAT0900MEAnsheYhOnExDADYOUsurpRiSedMeyOudeCIDeWhaTYOUReINTEResteDInwellthEReSALoTofChOicESbutyouonlygeTonedOYOuEvErgEtboReDdoiNGthesAmejobeveRYdaYsoNLeTmEtElLYouABoUtstIrrInGYOugRabTHaTsTICKANdyoUJUsTMoVEiTaroUNDaNdyoUsTiriTaRouNdyOUGeTyoUrSElfINtOarhythmiTSaBEAUtiFUltHiNGYoukNOWDADThEMOreithiNKAbOUtiTMaYBETheHOneYfieLdjUsTisntrIghTforMEYOUWEReTHinkINGOfwHatmaKInGbAlLoonAnImalSthaTsAbadjOBForAGUYWiThastINgErjANEtYoURsonsnOTSurEhEwAntStogoiNTohONEYbARRyYOuAREsoFuNnYsOMEtImESImnotTrYiNGtobefunnYyOURENOtFuNnYYoUREGOinGInTohONEYOuRSOntHeSTIRrErYoUReGonNABeaStIRrERNOonEsliStEniNGtomewAITtilLyousEEtHEstickSIHAvEiCoULdSAYaNYthINGRIGhTNoWImgONNageTAnANtTaTToOLeTsoPeNSOMEHONeYAnDCELebrAtEmaYBEiLLPIeRCemYtHORAxshAVemYanTENNAEsHackupwITHagraSShoPpERGeTaGOLDtOothANdCALLEvERYBodYDAWgIMsoPROuDWeREStaRTiNGwoRktoDaYToDAysthedAYOoMeonaLLtHEGoodJOBsWILLbEgoneYeaHRigHTPOlleNCOuntIngStuNtbeePoURiNGstIRRERfRONTdESkhAiRrEMovALisiTstilLAvAiLABlEhaNgoNTwoLeFToNEOfThEmsYouRsoOnGratUlaTionssTEPtoThESIdeWHatdyoUgetpiCkINGCrUDOUTstelLaRwOWOOUpleOFneWbiESyessiroUrFiRsTDaYWEaRErEadymakeyoUrcHOIcEYOuWaNTtogOFIrSTnoyOUgOoHmywhAtSaVAILaBLEResTrooMaTTEndANtSopENnotfoRtHEReasOnyoUtHInKaNYChAncEOfGEtTINgtHeKRElmAnsUreYOuReoNImSORrytHekRELmanjUStcLOSeDoUtWAxMONKEYSalWAYsOpENtHEKRELmAnOpeNEDUPAGAInWhAthAPPeNEDAbEeDIEdmaKesAnopENINgsEeHesdEadANotHERdEaDOnEDEadYDeADIfieDtWOMorEDEADDEadfRoMThENeCkUPdeadFromtheNEcKDOWNTHaTsLiFeOhtHIsissOhARDHEaTinGcoolInGSTuntBEEPouRErsTIRRERHUmmINGinspeCTORNuMBErSeveNLINTcooRDInaTORStriPESupErVISoRmItEWrANglErbaRRyWHAtDoyOuTHinkIShoULdbaRRYbaRrYalLrIgHtwevegOttHesunFlOweRPATcHINqUADRANTnINewhATHaPpeNEdToyoUwhErEaReYouImGoINgoutOuTOuTWHErEoUTtHeReohNOIhaVetoBEFOREiGoTOworkfortherEsTOFMYLiFEYOureGonNaDIEYOuREcrAZYHelLoAnOthERCALLCOMiNGinIfAnyoNESFEeLiNgbravETHeresAKOrEAnDElIon83RdtHATGEtStHEIrrOSEstoDAYHeYguYsLOOkaTtHATiSNtTHATthekiDwEsAWyesTERDAyhoLDitSonFLiGhTdeckSreSTRIcTeDITsOKlouWeRegoNNAtakEHImUpREALlyfeelINglUcKYarEYOuSigNHEReHereJuStINitIALThaTthaNkyOUOKyouGOTARAInAdViSORYTODayanDasYoUALLKnOwbEEscannoTFlYiNRAInSoBECAReFULasAlWAYSwatchYOUrBROOmSHockeYsTIcKsdOgsBiRdSbeARsaNdbAtsAlSoIGOTACouPLEoFRePoRTSoFRooTbeerBeINGpoURedONUSMURPhYSinahOMebECaUSEofiTbabBlINGlikEAcicadAThatsAWFULanDArEMIndErForYOURookiEsBEelAWnumbeRONEaBsOLUtElYnOTaLkINgTohumaNSALLRigHTLAUnchpOsItIOnSBuZZBUZZBUzzBUZzbuzZBuZzbuZZBUzzbuZzbUZzBUzZbUZzBLAcKanDyElLOwHellOYourEAdyfoRTHisHOtsHOtyeAHyEAhBRiNgItoNWindCHecKAnTEnNaeCHeCKNeCTarPAckCHeCKwINgScHecKstiNGeRcHEcKsCARedOUTOfmySHORTSCheckoKlAdIESLeTsmOvEIToUtPOUndthosEPEtUNiasYOUsTriPedsteMsuCKeRsallOFYoUDraINThOseFLOWeRSwOWIMOUtiCANtbelIeVeImoUTSobLUeIfeELsOfasTandfReebOXkITEwoWFLOwERsthISIsBLUeLEAdErWEHAVEROSESvISUalbRIngiTAROund30DEgrEEsandhoLdrOses30DEGReEsRoGERbrINGiNgITArounDsTaNDToTHesiDEKIDitSgoTAbitOfaKickthaTIsOnEnectArcolLEctOreVERsEepOLlinaTiOnupclOSeNoSIriPIcKupsomePoLlENHereSPrINKLeIToVERhErEMAYbeAdasHoVERtHereAPincHoNthatoNESEetHAtiTSaLIttlEbITOFmAGiCthaTSaMazINgWhydOweDoTHaTtHatSpOlLEnpoWeRmOrEpolLENMorefLOWERsMOrenectARmOreHoNEYfORUsOOoliMpICKinguPALOTofBRiGHtYElLoWOOUlDbEdaiSiesDOnTweneedtHOSeOOpyThAtviSUaLWAitonEOFTHeSeFLOweRSSEEMstOBeonthEmOVeSayAGaInyOuRErEpORTiNGAmOvINgfloWeRAFfIrmaTIveTHATWAsONThELINeThIsiSTHEcOOLesTwhatisItiDoNTKNOWbUTiMloviNgtHiScOlOrItsMEllsGOodNotlikEAFlowErBUTIliKeitYEaHfuZzyOhemICalyoarefulguysItSALiTtleGRabByMysweeTlORdOFBEEsoaNdYBRaINGEToFFtHERepROblEMguySTHiSCouldb
EBadaffiRMATIvEVeRYcloSEGonNAHUrtmAMasLitTLEBoyYoUArEWAyoUTOFpoSItIoNrOoKiEoominGINatyOULikeamISsIlEHELpmeIDOnTthiNKThEsEaREfloWerSShouldweTelLhIMItHINKHEKNowsWHATiSThIsMAtchpoiNTyOucANsTarTpAcKingUPHOnEyBEcAuseyOUReABOUtTOEatityOWSeRGRoSSThEreSABEeIntHecardosOmeTHinGiMdrIVingHIBEehEsBAckheRehesgoInGTOStiNGMENobODyMoveifyOudontMoVeheWoNtStingyouFreEzeHEbLiNKEDsPrAYhiMGraNnywhAtarEYOUDoinGWOWThETenSioNLeVElOutherEisunBEliEVABleIgotTAgethOMeoAntfLYiNRAInoantflyInRAInOaNtflYInrAINmAyDAYMAYdAybeeGoiNgDOwNkeNCouLDyOUClOSeTHEwindoWpLEASeKENCouldYOUcLOSetheWindoWpLEASeOHeCKoutmYnewREsUmEimADeITiNtoAFOlDouTbROChUREyoUsEefolDsOuTOHnOMoREHuMAnsidOnTNeedtHIswhATWasThatMAyBeTHistIMEThistIMEtHIstImeTHiSTImetHiStIMEtHIsDRapESthAtIsdiabOliCaLiTSfanTasTiciTsgotalLmyspeciaLskILlSevENMytOPtENfAVorItEMovIEsWHaTSnuMBeRONEStArwaRsnaHIDONtgoFoRTHatkIndoFstuFfnowONDErWEShOULDNtTALktOTHEMtHeYreoUtofThEIRMinDSwhEnIleAVeajOBiNTerviEwTHEYREFLaBbeRgAstEDCANTbelIEVeWHaTISAytheRESTHEsUnMAYbEtHatSawayouTiDOntRememBertheSUNHaVingABIg75ONITiPredictEdglobalWarMINGicOULdfEElitGETTInghoTTErAtFiRstIThOuGhtitwASJUstMewaITStOPbEEsTaNDBaCkTheSEaReWInterBOOtSWAITdOnTKillHimYouKnOwiMaLLerGIcToThemthisthiNGCOuLDKilLmeWHydOesHiSlIfEHaVeLEsSValuEthAnyoURswHYDoeSHisLIfEhAVEanyLesSVaLuEthaNmiNeISThaTyOurStaTeMeNtiMjustsayingAlLLiFEhasvAluEyOUDOnTknowWhathescapABLEOfFEEliNgMYBrOCHURetHereyOuGoliTtLEGUyiMNOTscAREdOfHimITsaNALlergICthingpUttHAToNyoUrresUMeBrocHUREmyWhOleFacEcOUldPuFFupMAKeItoNeoFYouRsPeCiaLSKILlsKNoCkiNGSOMEONeoUTIsalSOaSpECialsKILlrIghtBYeVanessAtHanKsVaNESSaNextWeEkyoguRtNIghtsuREKENYoUknOwWHaTeVeryOucouLDPuTCArobcHiPSOntherEbYeSUppOsEDtOBELESSCAloRIesBYeiGotTasaYsomeTHinGSHESavEdMYLiFeiGOTTaSaySomeThInGallriGHTheREITgOesNaHWHatWOuldIsayIcOUlDreaLLYgeTiNTrouBLEiTSaBeelAwyOUREnOtSUPpOSEdTotALKtoahuMANICAnTBEliEveimdOiNgTHiSiveGOTtOoHicaNTDOItoOMEONNoyeSNodoITICAntHoWsHOuLDiSTarTITyoUliKEjazZnotHAtsNOGOodHerEshecomESspeAKYOUFoolhiIMsoRRYyoURETalKINGyESiKnoWyOUretaLKINgIMsosorrYNoItSoKItsfineiKNoWImdREAMiNGbuTIDONTrecaLlgoInGTobedwElLImSuRETHIsisvErYDiscOncErtiNgTHIsiSAbItofASUrpriSEtoMeImeanYOUREaBeeiAMaNDIMnOtSUpPosEDtobeDoINgTHIsbUttHEyWeReAlltRYIngTokiLLMEandIFItwasnTForYOuIhaDTOTHAnkYouitsjUsThOwiwaSraiSedThAtWASAlITtlEWEirdImTaLKINgWithAbEEyeAhIMTalkiNGtoABeEAndThEBEeIstALKiNGToMEIjusTwANTtoSayIMGrateFuliLLleaVenOwWaiTHOWDiDYouLEaRNToDotHAtWhaTThETalKINgThiNGsaMEwaYYoudIdiGuesSmamADaDaHOneyYOUpICKITuPThatSveRYFUNNYyEAhBeESareFunnyifwEdiDNtlauGHwedCRyWiTHWHaTWeHaVEtODEaLWiThaNyWayOANIgetYOuSomEThINGlIKeWHatIdOntKNoWIMEANIdOnTkNOwoOfFeEiDonTwAntToPUTyOUouTITSNOTrOublEITTAKEsTWomINUtesItsjUstCoFfeeiHatEtoImposedONTBerIdicULousActUaLlyIwoulDLoveaCUphEYyOuwaNTrUmcaKEishOuldntHAvEsomENoIcAntOOmeoNiMTRYINGToLOsEacOuPlemIcroGraMsWhERethESeSTrIpeSdONTHElPyoULoOkGREAtidoNTKnOwifyouKNowAnythiNGabOUTFAShIoNAReYoUaLLRiGHTnOhEsMAkinGTHEtieInthecABAstHEYrEFLyIngupmADIsoNHEFiNALLyGetsTHereHeruNSUpTheSTEPsINTOThecHuRchtHEWEDdInGisOnANdhesAYSwaTermeLonItHOUgHTYousaidGUaTEmalaNWhYWOuLDimaRrYAwaTErMeloNIstHatABeeJOKEtHaTStHEkInDoFstuFfwEdOYEAhdIFfErEntsOWhatAreYouGoNNadoBaRryAbOUtwoRKIDOnTknowiWAnttOdOmypArtfORtHEhivebUTiCAntdoIttHewAYThEYWAnTIKNOwHoWYOuFEELYOUDOsUrEmYpAReNTsWantEdMETObEaLaWYERoRadOctoRBuTiwaNteDTObeAfLorIstReallYmyONlYintErESTisfLOWerSouRNeWQueEnWASJUSTelEctEDWiTHthAtSamEcamPaignsLoGAnanYwaYIfyoULOOKTHeREsmyhIveRIGhtthEreSeEITYoUreINsHEePMeADOWyesIMRIGhtofFThETuRtLEPonDNoWayiKnOwThatArEailOSTaTOErIngthEReoNcEWhYdogIRLsPutRingSontHeIRTOeSwHyNoTiTslIkEPuTtinGaHAtOnyourknEeMaYbeILlTRYthAtYOuAlLrIgHTMaamohyeahFinEjUsThaVIngTwOCuPsOFcOffeeaNyWAYThIshASBEeNgreaTTHanksfOrthECoffEEyEaHitSnOtROUbLESOrrYICOuLDNTFINISHITIfIdIdidBEuPThEresTOfmylifEarEyOUoANItakeApiecEofThIswITHMEsUrehErehavEAcRUmbtHankSYeaHAlLRiGhtwelltHeniGuEssilLSeeyoUARounDOrnoTOKBaRRYaNdthAnkYOuSOMUchAgaiNfoRBEForeoHTHaTThATWAsNothiNGWELlnoTnoThINgBuTanYWAytHiscanTPOSSibLYWORKhESALLsettOGoWEMAyaSwElLTRYITokdAvepulLTHeChuTEsoUndSAMAzINGITwasAMAZiNGiTWasthEScarIESTHAPPiestMOMeNTofMylIfEhUmANSIcaNTbELieVeyouwerEWithhumAnsGiaNtScaryhUMaNSwHatWErETHEyliKEHugEaNDcrAzYTHeYTaLKcraZyTHeyeatcRAzyGiaNTthInGSTHeydRivecrAZYdoThEyTryanDKillyoUlIKEONtvSoMeOFTHEmBUTsOmEOFThEmDoNTHoWDyOUGETbAckpOOdleYOuDiDItANdimGLaDYouSAWWhAtEverYoUWAntEdtOsEEYouhADYoUreXpeRIenCEnowyoUCanpICkoUTYOUrJOBaNdbenOrMAlWeLLWeLlwelLimETSOMeonEYoUdidWaSsheBeEisHAWASpyoURPareNTSwiLLKILlyOuNononONOTAWASpspiderImnOTATtRaCteDTOspIDErSiKNowITsthEhOtTEstTHinGwIThTheEIGHTleGsAndALliCANtgetbythAtfaCESowHOIssHESheShUMaNNOnOTHatSaBEElAwYOUwOuLdNtBReakabeElaWhErNaMeSvAnessaohBoysHesSoNiCeaNdSHEsafLORisTOhNoYouredatIngaHuManfLorIStWeREnoTDaTiNGYOureFlyInGOUtsiDethehivetALKingTOhUmAnSthaTaTTACkoUrhOMeSWIThPoweRwASHERSaNdM80SoneEiGhThAStIckOFDYnAMItEShESaVedmYlifeANdsHeUNdERSTanDSMEthIsiSOVEreaTtHIsthisisnOtOvERWhatWAsThaTthEycALlITacrUmbITWassostINgiNStRIPEyAnDtHATSnoTWHAtTHeYeaTtHATswHATfallSOffWHATThEyEaTyOUknOWWhATAoiNNABoniSNOITSbReadAndCinNamONANDFrosTiNGthEyhEatiTupSitdOWNRealLyHoTLISTentomeWEArENOTTheMwereusTHerEsUsanDTHEReStHeMyeSBUTwHoCAnDenYthEHeArTTHATiSYeARnInGThEReSNOYeARnINGstOpyEARNINGlisTENtOmeYouHavEgoTTOStARttHInKiNGbeEMYFRIenDtHinKINGbeEthinkingbEEtHInKiNgbeeThINKiNGBeetHINKiNGBeETHInkingBEeThINKInGBeeTheRehEisHESIntHEpOolyoUKnOwWhATYOuRPRObLeMIsBaRrYIgOttAsTartTHiNkINgBeehoWmUChlOngErWiLltHISgoONitsbEeNthreeDayswhYaREnTyOUworKInGIvEGOtalOtOfbIGLifedeciSIOnStOtHiNKaBoUTwHatliFEYouHAVenoLIFeYouhaVENojObYoUrebaReLYabeEWOUlditkilLyOutoMAKEALITtlEhOneYbaRrycoMeoutyoUrFaTHErsTaLkINgtOYOUMaRtiNwOulDYoUtalKtOHIMbARRYIMtaLkinGtOyOuYoUcOMiNGGOtEVErYthiNGaLLSetGOAhEADiLLcatCHUPDoNTBETOOloNgwatChThIsVANESSawERestILLhErEITOLDYOUNOtToYElLAThImhedOESNtREspoNdtoyeLlINgThENwHYyELlATMebecauseYOUdONTlISTEnimnoTlISTEnINGtotHIssOrRyiVEGotTagOwHEreAReYOuGOinGimmEETINGaFRiEndAgIRliSThiSWhYYOucAntDEcIDeBYeIjusThoPeshesBeEIsHtheYHAVeAHuGepArAdeofFLOwerseVeRyyeArinPaSADEnAtoBeiNtHEtourNamENTOfroSeStHatSEveryFlOrIsTSdReAMuPoNaFLOatsuRroUNdeDbyFLowErSCroWdschEEriNgaTOurNAmeNTDoTHeRosesComPEtEinAThLeTICEveNTsnOaLLRIgHtIveGoTOnehowcOMEYOUdonTfLyEVERyWhEREiTsEXHaUsTINgWHyDoNtyourUNEVERYWHEREItsFASTERyeahokiSEEISeeaLLrIghtYourTurnTivoYoUCanJustFreeZELiVeTVThatSiNSaNEYOUdonThAvETHatweHAVEHivobUtitsAdIsEaSEItSAHorriBLEhORrIblEDIseASEoHmYDuMBBeesyOumUSTwAntToSTiNgalLtHosEJERKsweTrynOtToSTiNgITsUSuAlLYFaTALfOrussoyOuhavEtOwATcHYOuRtEMPErverYcAREFULLyyOukiCkawAlLtAKEaWALkWRItEaNAnGRyLetterANDtHROwiTOuTworkTHRoUGhiTlIKEANyEMOtIoNAngERjEALoUSYluStOhmYGoodNEssAREYOUokyEahwhATIsWRongwiThYouitSABugHESnOtBoTHErINgANYbOdYgetOuTOfherEyOucrEePWhAtwAsThaTAPiCNsAvECIrcUlarYEaHItwAshOWDidyoUknOWITfeltlIkEAboUT10pagESsEveNTYfiVEIsPrettYmUCHOUrlIMItyOUvErEAlLYGOTtHAtdOwNtOaSciENCEILOStaCoUSInToItalIaNvOGuEIllbETWhATINtHenamEoFmIGHTYHeRculEsISThISHoWdidTHISgeThEREOUtEbeegOlDENBlOSSOmraylIottapRIVAtESELecTiSHethATActoRIneverhEARDOfHiMwHyISThiShereForPeopLEWEEatITyOUDOntHavEenoUghfOoDOFyoURoWnwellyeshowdOYOUGetItBeeSMAKeiTIkNOWWhoMaKesItAnDiTsHarDtoMAkeIttHEReshEaTingCoolIngSTIrRINgYOuNEedAwHoLEkrElmanthIngITSORgAniCitSoURgAnICiTSjUSThoNeYbarRyjUsTWHAtbEESDoNTknOwaBoUTthIsthiSisSTeALinGAloTOFStEALiNGyouVetakenoURhOmesSChoolShOsPItALSthisiSALLWeHavEandiTsONsalEiMgettiNgTOtHebOttoMoFTHISImGeTTINGTotHebotTOMofAllOfthIShEYhECtOryoUALMOsTDONeAlmostheishEReISenseiTWelLIGuessILLGoHOMeNOWanDjustlEaVetHisNiCEHoNeyouTwIThnooneAroUNDYOuReBusTeDBOxBoYiKnEwIHeaRDSoMeThiNgsoYoUCANtALkiCaNtalkanDNowyOUllStaRTTALkinGWHEreyoUGettIngTHesWEEtsTuFfWhOSyOuRSUpPLIeriDoNTUndeRstanDIThOUgHtWeWEREFrienDsthELAstTHinGWEwaNtTOdoiSuPsetBEeSyouREToOLAteItSOURsNOwYOUSIRhAvEcrOsSEDTHewrOnGsWORDYOuSIrWIL
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
pArADeMAyBeNOtoOuldYouASkHimToSLowdOwNOOuLDYOuSLowdowNBarRyoKiMadEahuGEmIstAKEThISiSATOtaldISasTErallmyfAuLTyEsITkindOfisIvERUinEDtHEPLANeTiWanTeDToHELpYOuWIthTheFLOwerShOPiVEMAdEITworsEactUaLlYITSCOmpLETElYCLOSedDowNItHouGhTmaybeyOUWeRerEmoDelIngBUTiHAvEAnOThErIdeaandITsGrEATerThanmypreviouSidEascoMBInEDidoNTwanttoheARiTAlLRIgHTThEyhAVEtHerOsESthEroSeShAvEtHepOllENiknOwEVeryBeeplaNtaNDFLOwerBudintHIsPARkAlLWEGOttadOiSgeTWhAtTHeYVEgOtBAcKHErEWIthWHaTwEvegOtBeesPArkPoLlenfLOwERsREpoLlINATionacROssthenatioNTouRNamENtofRoSesPAsaDeNaOalIfOrniATHEYVEGOTNOThInGbutFLOwERSflOATSaNDcOtTOncanDySECURItYwILlbETigHTiHAvEAnIdEaVaNesSAblOOMeFTdOFFiCialfLOralbusINEssiTsrealSoRrYMAAMniCEBRoOCHthAnkYOuitWASAGiftONcEINSIdEWEJUStpiCKTHeRIGhTfLoaTHoWAbouTTHePRInCESSaNDTHePeAICoULdBETHEPRINceSSaNdYoUcouldbetHePeAYESigOTitWheREShoulDISitwHatAREYOuIBelieVeiMThepeathepEAitGoesUNderthEMaTTRESsEsnOtInTHisfaIRYTALeswEETheaRtIMGeTtinGTheMARShalyOUDoTHattHisWHOlePaRaDEisAfiAscoLeTSSEewhATthiSBAbYLLdoHeYwhATaREYoUDoiNGTHenAlLWEdoISbLEndiNwithTRaFficwithoutaROusINgsuSPiCioNoNceAttHeAIRPOrtThereSnoStOPpINguSSTOPSeCuRiTyyoUANdyOURINsEcTPACKYOuRflOAtyesHasiTbEENInYOUrPOssEssiontHEeNtIrETIMeWOuLDYoUREMOveYOuRsHOEsReMOVeyourstINGERiTsPaRtOfMeIknOWjUSThaVIngsomeFuNeNjOYyOuRfLightTHENiFwErELuCkYwelLHAvEjUsTENOUGHPOlLENtODothejOboAnyoUbeLIeVehowlUckYWeAreWehAVEJuSteNOUGHpollEnTOdOthejoBitHInKThiSiSGONNAWoRkITSgotTowOrKatTentionPasSeNGErSthisISOAPTaiNSCoTTWeHAveaBITOFBaDweAThEriNNEWYoRkiTlOoksLIKewELlExpERieNCeAcouPlEhouRsDelAYBaRrytHeseArECUtFLowERsWitHNowaTErtHEYllNEveRmaKEITIGoTTAGetUPTHEReaNdtalKtothEmbECArefuLoANigETHelpWITHTHEsKYmalLmAgaziNEiDliKetOORdeRtHETAlKinGInFlaTABlEnoseandEARHaiRTriMMERoaPTainIminAREALSiTuAtIONWhAtDyOuSAYhAlNothIngBeEdONtFREAKOUtmyENTireSPEciESwhAtareyOudoINGwAitAminuTeIMANAtTORneYWHosaNATToRnEyDONtMOVeoHBArRYgooDAFTErNOONpassenGersTHiSIsyOURcAptAInWOULdAMISSvanESSablooMEIN24BPleaSerePOrTTOTHEcOcKpitaNdplEaSeHuRRywhaTHapPENEDhEReTHerEWASAduSTbUstErATOuPeealIfEraFteXplODEDonEsbaLdonesiNaBoatTheYRebothUNCONsCiOuSisthATAnOTHerbEEjOkenonOoneSFLyIngThEPLaNEtHISisjFKcONTroltowERfLiGhT356wHAtsyOurstaTUstHiSIsVANESsablOomEimAFlOriSTFroMneWyOrKwhERESThePiLOthesunCOnscIOUsandSOiSThEcOpILOtnOtgOoDdOesANYonEONboaRdhaveFliGHtEXpeRiEnceasAmaTteRoffactthEREIswhOsTHaTBaRRYbensOnFROmThEhoNeYTrIALoHgrEAtvANESsaTHIsIsNOtHiNgMoREThaNABIgMEtALBEeiTsGOtgIANtwiNGsHugeenGInEsiCanTflyAPlaNEWHynoTisntjoHntrAVOlTAApiLOTYEsHOWhARdCoULDiTBEwAITBARryweREheADeDinTOsOMElIgHTnInGtHIsisbObBUmBLEweHaveSomELaTEbREakINGneWSfROMjfKairpoRtWHErEasUSPEnsEFulScENEISDEVEloPinGBarRYbeNSonFreShfRoMHIsLEGAlvIctORyThaTsbARryISattempTinGTOlAnDApLanelOAdEDwithpEoPlEFLoWErSANDANInCApaciTatEdfLiGHtcRewfLowerswehAvEAStorMintHeaReaAnDTwoinDIViDUAlSaTthecONtroLSwiThAbsOlUTElYnOFLiGhtExPEriencEjusTamINutEtHEResABEEONthATPlaNEImQUiTEFamIlIARWIThmrbENsOnaNDHisNoAcCOuNtCOMpaDResThEyvedonEeNoUGhdAmAgeBuTISnThEyOUROnLYHOpETeChNIcallyabEeshouLDNTbEaBlEtoflyATAlLTheiRwingSAreTooSMALlHaVeNTwEHEArDTHiSaMILlIontimeStHesURFacEAREaOftheWinGSandbOdymassMakenOsEnseGEtthIsonTheairgOtitSTAndbYwEREGoingLIVeTHEwaYwewoRkMayBeAmySTeRYTOYOuMAKINghONEyTAkesaloTOFBEEsdoiNGAlotofsMalLJObsBuTleTMeTelLYoUabOutAsmALLjoBiFyOUdoiTwellitmAkESABiGdiFferEnCeMoreTHANwErEalIZEdTouSTOeVerYonetHatsWHyiwaNttOgetbeESBaCkTOWOrkingToGEtHeRthatsThEBeEwaywerenotMaDEofJELLowegEtbEHIndafElloWbLACkANdYEllowHeLLoLEFtriGhTdOWNHOVERhOveRfORGEthovErtHISISNTSoHArDBeepBEEPBeEpBEEpBArRyWHatHApPeneDWaITitHINKwewereoNAutOPiLoTTHEWHoLetImeThaTMAYhAVebEEnhELPInGmeanDNoWwEReNoTsoItTUrNSOUTIcANnoTfLYaPLAneaLLofYOULEtSgeTBehINdtHISfElLoWmoVEiTOUTMoVEOutouroNlYChaNCEisiFIDoWHATIdDoyoUcOpyMeWITHThEwingsoftHEPLANeDONthAVetoYeLlimNotyellIngWeReinALotOFtRoUbLEITsVerYhArDtOcoNCeNtrAteWitHThaTPaniCkYtONEInyourVOiCeiTsNotAtonEIMpAniCKinGicANtDOtHiSvANesSaPUlLYOURSElftOGEtHEryOUHAVetosnAPOUtoFITyOUSNapOUToFiTyousnapoUTOfItyOUsNAPoUTOFItyOusNapOUTOFItyoUSNApOUtoFITYOuSNAPOUtofityouSNApoUtOFitYousNApOUtOFiThOlDITWHyoomEOniTsMYTUrnHoWIstHePlanEfLyInGiDoNTKnOwhEllOBENSONgotANYFlOWERsfoRAhAppYOCCaSioniNTHEReThepOLlENjOckSthEYDOgEtbEHIndafELloWbLACkaNDYeLloWHeLlOaLLRiGHTleTsDROpTHIStinCaNONtheBlaCktopwHerEiCaNtSeEaNyThingoANYOUNoNoThiNgITsaLLclOUdyOOmeOnyOUgoTtoThInkBEebArrYThinKiNgBEethInKINgbEethiNkInGbeEThiNkIngbEETHiNKIngBEeWAitaMinuTEITHinkiMFEelinGSoMEtHIngWhAtidoNTKnoWitsStrOnGpULlINGmeliKeA27MiLLIonyEArOLDInsTINCtBringtHenOSeDOWNTHinKiNgbeEThINkiNGBEEThinkiNGbeewHatInThEwOrldISONTheTArMacGEtSomelighTsoNtHAtThinKiNgBeEtHinKiNgbeEThinkINGBEeVaneSSaAimFoRthEfLOWEroKOuttHEENgIneSwERegOInGInONbEePowerReaDyboYsafFiRMaTIvEgOODgoOdEasynowThAtsItLAnDONThatFloWerreaDYFuLLrEveRSeSPIniTaroundnoTTHAtfLOWErtHEoThERoneWHiChoNethAtflOWERimaimiNgatTHEFLoWERThATSAFaTGUYInafLoweREDSHirTimEANThEGIANtpULSatingfLOwErMAdEoFMiLLiOnsOfbEESpULLForwARdnosEDOWnTailuPRotaTeaROUNditThiSIsinSAneBarRythiSSThEoNlywaYiKNOWhowtoflYaMIKoOKoOKAchooorIsThisPLaNEflyiNgiNANinsEcTLIKEPaTTeRNgetyouRnoseINthErEDoNtBEAfRaIDSMELLITFullREVERsejUsTDrOpITbEApArToFiTaImFoRthECenTErnowDroPiTiNDRopITiNwOmAnOomEOnAlreADYBarryWEdIDITYouTAughTMEHOWtOFlYYEsNOhIghfiveriGHTbARRyITWoRkeDdiDyOUseEThEGianTFLowerwhatGIantFloWERwhereofcOuRSEiSawtheflowERThaTwAsgenIusThanKYOUButWErEnOTdoNeyEtliSteneVerYONEthIsrUNWAyISCoveredwiTHTheLastPoLlenfrOmtheLasTFloweRsAvaiLAbLEANYwheReoneaRTHtHATmEaNsthISiSOURlaStCHANceWErETheONLYOnEsWHOmaKeHoNEYPollinATEFLowerSAnddRESslIketHiSiFwEregonnaSuRvivEasAsPeCIESTHISIsOurmOMEntwhATdOyOUsAYArewEgOIngToBEbeeSoRJUstmUsEUmofnAtURaLHiSTOrYkeYCHainswEreBeeSKEyChaINTHENfollowmEexcEpTKEYChaINHOLdonBArrYhEReyOUveeArNEDThIsYEahIMapOLLEnJOckaNDiTSAPerFectFiTALliGotTadOaReTHESLEeveSOHYEahtHATSourbArrYmomthEBeesAREbaCKiFanYBOdyNeEdstomaKeACALLnoWSTHeTImEIgotaFeeLingwElLBEWOrkINgLAtetOnIGhtHEresyoURCHaNgehAVEaGreataFternooNOaniheLPwHOSnexTwOuLDyoULikeSoMEhOneywITHTHaTitIsBeeapPROveDDOnTforGeTtHeSemiLkcREAMCHeESEitsALlMeandIDonTSeeanIckElSOMEtiMesIJUSTfeelLIKeApiEcEoFMeatIHadNOiDeabarRyImSORRyhAVEYougOtAMomENTwouLDYouExcUseMeMYMOSQuiTOasSOCiAtEWILLhelPyouSORRYimlAtEHEsALAwYeRTOoiWasAlrEAdYablOoDSUCKinGPARasitEAlLINEEDEDwAsaBrieFCASehAVeAGrEatAFTeRnooNbarRyijuStGotthIshuGeTUliPorderANdiCANtGETTHEManyWhEreNoPROBlEMvANNIejUSTlEaVEitToMEYoUREALiFEsaverbArryoanIhelPwhoSneXtALLrightScraMbLEjockSItStiMetOfLythaNKyOubaRrYtHaTbEeisLiVINGMyLIFeleTITGokEnnYwHeNWiLlthiSnIghtMareENdLeTiTaLlgoBEaUTiFuldaYTOflySuReisbETwEeNyoUANdmeIwAsDYingToGeTOuToFthaToFficeYOuhavegOTtOStARtthinkIngBEEMyFRIenDThinkiNgbEemeHOLDITlETsJusTSTopForASecoNdHOLDiTIMSORRyiMsORrYEVERyoneoanwEstOpHerEiMNoTmAKinGamAJoRlIfEDECiSIONduriNgApROdUCtionnuMBERaLlrIGHtTAKetenevErYBoDYwRAPituPGUYsiHadvIRtuaLLyNoREHEarSalforTHAT
How I made it: Copy and paste this to this this
submitted by KingOfCofefe to teenagers [link] [comments]

GAP Trail Relay (Great Allegheny Passage)

It took me a while to write all this down, and it's long, but I figured, in case anyone in the future is interested searching for info about the GAP Trail Relay (since this was its first year), better to have it available.

Goal: Achieved?
Thank the volunteers Oh yeah
Get some sweet High 5's Amazingly so!
Have fun A blast!
Win the Sheetz Calorie Challenge No
Pre-race
We assembled our team, named Pace Oddity (as an homage to David Bowie’s Space Oddity) and thankfully, we were an awesome, easy-going team. There were organization meetings (with less than a week’s notice from the race organizer) and lots of revisions to the Runner’s Guide and race maps. Granted, this was the first year for it, but still, there were problems. Additionally, P3R had written in the Runner’s Guide that headphones were strictly prohibited, and that teams should be on the lookout for other teams violating safety rules and to ‘tattle’ on them. We got e-mail confirmation from P3R that we could, in fact, run with headphones, but to just be smart (only use one ear, etc.) but the ‘tattling’ thing left us with a bad taste in our mouth. Ultra running has more of a ‘runners against the course’ feel, not ‘runners against each other,’ and especially since there is zero prize money, this seemed out of place and against the spirit of running.
P3R, the week of the race, also provided two, uneditable PDFs to track your team’s time (one that had a heading for 8 runners, one that had a heading for 4). By this point, we already had a spreadsheet created that would auto update as we put in each leg’s start time, had nearby gas and food options, and we were set up with a Slack channel to keep everyone up to date. We joked that P3R was too busy making TWO PDFs, so they didn’t have the time to properly organize the race.
But still, our team rocked. We sadly had one member have to drop out two weeks before, but we found a replacement that day, and with adding her, four of us were from my Ultra Running Team (u/ midmoddest u/ miikermb u/ karmicbias), so that gave us a great base to build upon, mostly of doing incredibly stupid running things.
We also did two overnight runs, and I think that that helped us a ton! We met at 8 p.m. on two Fridays and ran different length loops until we were called it a night. The first night I ran three loops, about 16 miles and we finished around 1:30 a.m., the second I think we ran 18 until about 3 in the morning. We would run a loop, then back at the cars fuel, stretch a bit, try out different gear, and repeat. It was a lot of fun to run with friends at night, and gave us great practice for the evening legs. We even liked it so much we’re going to keep doing it!
Thursday
That week I finished packing up two totes, one for each van, assembled two binders with all the important information (as well as some fun car games to play), and we headed down to Cumberland. The drive down was uneventful, and we competed with the other van to see who could post the most beautiful picture in our Slack channel.
Cumberland is a beautiful little town, although the highways that cut through it make it a bit wonky to get around. Four of us stayed in a delightful little bed and breakfast, and as we found out, two members of a team we’d see a lot of, were staying downstairs. We walked over to packet pickup (after walking past it once) and got all of our gear, as well as a GoPro that we were asked to film with. The safety meeting was good, and afterwards we headed to the runner social at a local bar, which was a lot of fun. The bar had a tap takeover, and they ended up putting our team in their fancy, private dining room.
Pre-Leg 6
Friday morning, our team headed to the start line at 7 for an 8 a.m. start. We did a quick safety check and then cheered on the teams starting at 7:30. This is where some of the problems started. Our team was originally supposed to start at 10:30, but we got moved up. The idea was to have all the teams finish about the same time, so we all submitted our estimated paces. Our team was accurate (or at least as accurate as we could be, I suggested that we submit paces for each leg individually, an easy 4 mile leg will have a different pace than a hard 9 mile leg), but the organizer feared many underesteimated our times, so they moved many teams up earlier.
A group of (non race affiliated) cyclists show up to start a trek at 8 a.m., and P3R, instead of holding the three runners back, insist that they must start at 8 a.m. and after they head off towards Pittsburgh, the cyclists go past, creating a safety concern right off the bat.
The start line was neat though, with tons of coffee and donuts, and we met a few other teams we’d see throughout the day. We took off, having some time to kill before going to the first major exchange. We did our first Sheetz run, playing the calorie challenge. Each team was given one $25 Sheetz gift card…for two vehicles. So we decided to turn it into a game: how many calories can you get with your share of the $25? $3.12 per person (including all taxes on prepared food), or $2.77 for hard mode, including our drive+1/amazing husband of Fox who was in our van. I thought the milkshakes would be a good bet, but couldn’t find the price. Twizzler’s ended up being the winner: 2 for $3, 1,000 calories. A bemused customer asked us what we were doing, and after explaining the game, he did mention that mayo packets were free, so he might have won on a technicality!
We headed back to the first major exchange, we went there before Sheetz just to check it out, and when we returned, there were other teams there waiting. We parked, hung our Pace Oddity banner on the back of the van, and joined in some cardboard cutout dancing with another team. A very angry goose from the farm across the road was upset there were people here, and it wandered over to us to honk angrily. When we arrived at the exchange point the first time, we found a clue left in an envelope to some sort of treasure, and we took the extra time to look on a map where we think Fox would be able to find it. We also met a cyclist who bemoaned the idea of running something just to complete it, instead of competing to win. “Back in my day,” he told us, “I competed in Ragnars, I didn’t just run them.” We gleefully replied that we were there just to have fun.
The other van arrived, and we waited for Cat to come in, after having crossed the continental divide. She made some friends on her run (after having to chase her coat due to the wind) and they passed around some high fives as Fox took off. We said goodbye to the other van and hopped in, heading to the next exchange, where I’d be running.
Leg 6: Meyersdale to Garret
This was my first leg, and the exchange point was this really neat railroad museum! We took a few minutes to look around, and I wish I had picked up a GAP decal, so maybe if I’m down in that area, I’ll stop by again. There was also a local woman giving out free maple candy to the runners, which was awesome! And this exchange featured the largest port-a-potty I have ever seen in my life. There was a cordoned off section inside it was so big.
One of my goals at any race is always to get some sweet high fives, and this leg helped me check that off my list. Fox came in, slapped the bracelet on my wrist and off I went. The trail was really pretty, and it reminded me a bit of the trail from the Buffalo Creek Half. As I was headed down the path, there was a middle school class out on a hike, so I got a whole line of high fives from the kids, and only one snarky remark! Which, to be fair, was a lot less than I expected!
I passed over the Salisbury viaduct, which is over 1,900 feet long, which was also much higher than expected. Have I mentioned that I’m afraid of heights? This will come up again in Leg 22. It was still super windy at that point, and I took off my hat to avoid losing it. Once you cross the viaduct, there is a small family cemetery on the right, just four headstones, a bench and a small fence around the perimeter. I wish I would have stopped to take a photo, but I kept going, I wasn’t too far from my exchange.
Just to be safe, I didn’t put my one earphone in until well after I left, and I pulled it out (and hid them both) as I made my way into the exchange. I passed on the slap bracelet, with exuberance, to Mike, and he took off. I ran this leg significantly faster than I predicted (knowing I would, but also knowing my time would even out with the next two legs), and as a team, we were posting in Slack to update our spreadsheet, so it wasn’t an issue.
I refilled my water bottle and we headed off to meet Mike at the other end of his leg.
Pre-Leg 14
The exchange where we picked up Mike was really cool, and I got some good time talking with some of the other teams. I changed out of my running gear and Mike came in pretty quick. Jill took off an we headed towards the second major exchange at Markelton. This area was scary, mostly due to the fact that the owner of the land directly next to the trail decided this was the time to play with a giant rifle, which sounded like a canon each time it fired.
The parking lot at the exchange zone however was right next to a small river, and we spent some time playing on the rocks, which was a nice distraction. As a team, we volunteered to run with a GoPro to help P3R get some footage, and we believe at least one other team was doing the same. At check-in, they gave us a GoPro set up in Spanish, so we had to exchange that out. Then, as we discovered, it was set to such a high resolution that even after we charged the battery (it wasn’t full when we got it), we weren’t able to record all that much. So Fox, who had her laptop, downloaded the footage, and we reset the resolution to something lower. As we hung out at the exchange zone, we had some impromptu interviews and some footage of us enjoying the area.
Jill came in and handed off to Elizabeth and the second van was off (after taking down a hammock Jason had set up, which was genius). We wanted to grab something more substantial that Sheetz food, so we headed towards Ohiopyle and Confluence, eventually finding a restaurant that was open. The food was great, we read some children’s books about nightime animals and we saw four other teams all eating there too. We used their WiFi, and finally grabbed a picture with David Bowie on the deck before we headed to the next major exchange at Bruner Run.
Bruner Run was split into two, the lower lot next to the trail, and the larger, upper lot. We hung out in the upper lot and tried to catch some sleep, and as we got closer to when we were expecting Cat, we drove down to the lower lot. Because of the rain and space concerns, we were the last vehicle they allowed in, and the volunteer parked us in a mud pit. After getting two other cars to move, and with lots of pushing, we got unstuck and settled back onto firm ground.
Remember when P3R moved up all the runners? Well this is where shit started to hit the fan for us. Since we were moved up, we were now at the point in the race where we had caught up with the teams setting up the next exchanges. So along with us, 11 other teams were also held at the exchange and then all released at once. Fox took off, with Pooh Bear strapped to her back, along with the other runners. The rain continued, and we headed up the hill with Cat to drop off into the other van and then we headed to my next leg.
Leg 14: Connellsville to Dawson
This was my night run. At Connellsville, they had a spread of pizza set out for the teams. And by spread, I just mean a room of pizza, it really was just an obscene amount, so points to P3R for that. The volunteers at this exchange took a bunch of light up armbands and made running lights heading into the exchange zone, and I saw Fox come through the arch, slap me with the bracelet and off I went.
I was running with the GoPro, although there wasn’t much to be seen. I remember picking up glowsticks that had fallen off a runner in front of me, but otherwise, enjoying the stillness of the night. The trail took me next to a campground, as well as near some very large houses lit up by spotlights. I kept going, enjoying the mission of Zombies, Run! I was listening to, and loving the extra atmosphere. About a mile in, I looked behind me to see another headlamp in the dark, and I resolved to not let that runner pass me, so that kept me going. A different runner eventually zoomed past both of us, giving me “looking good” as he sped past, but otherwise, it was just the two of us on the trail.
There were campers out and drinking around a couple fires, but otherwise, it was just me in the woods, and I really loved it. My runner brain didn’t do math correctly, so by the time I thought I still had a mile left, I came around a bend and was at the exchange zone! I slapped off to Mike, and the volunteers gave me some warm apple cider! I stuck around to thank the runner who was behind me, telling her she kept me going, and she said the same, she kept close so she knew there was another person out there, so we ended up helping each other without realizing it!
Pre-Leg 22
We headed to Whitsett to pick up Mike and it is was my favorite exchange zone on the whole trail! Much like Homewood on the Pittsburgh Marathon, the community at Whitsett came out in force and welcomed us with open arms! The exchange zone was set up at a pavilion, and even in the rain, they had a big bonfire going right next to it, as well as a nice space heater under the shelter. The local Boy Scout troop made sandwiches and wraps, and there was homemade cocoa, hot coffee, drinks and chips waiting for us. The community members there even asked us to come back and visit when we weren’t racing! While we waited for Mike, I talked with the rep from the trail alliance a bit who we had met at the safety meeting. Mike came in, Jill took off and off we went to the next major exchange.
This major exchange was also a cluster. At this point, even more teams were ahead of the race setup crew due to the changing start times. I believe it was 15 teams that were held at this point, all in a very steady rain. As we huddled beneath the pavilion, we learned we had to wait until 3 a.m. to start, along with all but one other team (one team wasn’t starting until 3:30 since they were even more speedy!).
The teams finally took off, and we headed to a Flying J for a bit of a break. We had first thought about sitting down and getting some real food at the Denny’s, but realized we’d just fall asleep in the booth. So instead, we headed to the next major exchange at Boston and grabbed some sleep in the parking lot. We were one of the first vehicles there, and I remember opening my eyes and suddenly the place was busy!
The Boston fire department was awesome! They had a huge spread of food, and of course a warm area to be inside, as well as a DJ who was playing music in the hall. I stopped over at the PA American Water truck and talked with the guys, who were very impressed with all of us runners, and I got a free water bottle!
We eventually walked down to see Cat come in and Fox go out: van 1 was done! It was fun to see which of the other team’s runners were done, they were the ones really relaxing (one man, very smartly in a big robe) inside the hall. David Bowie got back in the van (I walked him down to the exchange zone to cheer on the runners) and we headed off to my exchange.
Continued...
Reddit has a post length maximum, who knew? Check out the rest of my race report, including my last leg, the finish line and after party, here (sorry about that!)

Thoughts
There was a lot wrong with this race, but in the end, our team had an absolute blast. We were a great group of people, knowing we were going into a race to have a good time. Had you asked me that day if I would do it again, I would have said no. Now, I’d probably say yes. If we do the GAP again I’d want to do different legs, or there is a Ragnar race (points for being better run) that runs the C&O Towpath from Cumberland to D.C., so we’d get to see the second half of the trail!
Either way though, it was a great adventure, and I’m so glad we did it!
See the full photo album here.
submitted by ThePsion to running [link] [comments]

Progrès Niederkorn vs. Rangers - Pre-Match Discussion

Predictions, crazy bets, results, lineups, screams for vengeance. Post it all here.
With Gerrard's comments in mind, I think we'll line up strong as possible:
McGregor
Tavernier Goldson Katic Barasic
Kamara Aribo Jack
Ojo Arfield
Morelos
I think we'll learn from last week's lessons and put the tie to bed. HT 1:0 / FT 3:0
submitted by Father-Spodo-Komodo to rangersfc [link] [comments]

CONCAF GOLD CUP ROUND 2 PREDICTIONS

After watching the first round of games I decided to post my thoughts and betting advice for the second round and here other peoples opinions.
My betslip for the first round was Costa Rica, Canada, Jamacia and Mexico all to win @10.6 I bet one unit to win 10. (Can post link later at work currently)
My second round bet slip I'm looking at Honduras, USA, Panama parlayed is a 2.3 and I'm looking at putting 6units on this.
Here are my predictions and observations for round 2.
GROUP A:
CANADA VS COSTA RICA: This could be a good game or it could end up with Canada getting thumped. Canada played well in their first match with Costa Rica looking a little underwhelming but they did have the tougher opponent. One thing to keep an eye on is if Borjan Canada's #1 goalkeeper gets the start. When Maxime Crépeau came in for him last match Canada allowed 2 goals although they weren't his fault it's still a discouraging sign. I can't bet against my fellow Canadians so I wont touch this game.
Advice: Wait until the match starts look to get Costa Rica when they rise to around a 2.00 not sure how I feel with BTTS or O2.5 as Canada could not score but Costa Ricas goalkeeper looks a bit dodgey as well.
Honduras Vs French Guiana: Honduras lost the opening game but I still think they're the heavy favorites to come in second place in the group. I like there odds are fairly high right now at a 1.44 good betslip material.
Advice: Honduras -1 @ 2.10 I am really fond of and Honduras to win and OV2.5 @ 2.05 as I can see Honduras scoring 3 Goals even if French Guiana doesn't score.
GROUP B:
USA vs Martinique :This should be a USA win Martinque didnt look bad in their first match but I can't see the USA not rounding out the group with 7pts now USA win. Fitness seems to be a big thing in the gold cup espically when one team can out posse the other like in Mexico vs El Salvador give me the more fit US team here.
Advice: USA -1 @ 1.65 not fond of these odds but it should hit , USA HT-FT @ 1.70 One thing to remember is that with the USA Panama draw the top of the group is now down to goal differential so USA to nil might be worth looking at as well.
Nicaragua vs Panama: This is where will see what this Panama side is truly made of. Their Currently priced @ 1.33 which is a little low for my liking I don't think they disappoint.
Advice: Gabriel Torres to score and Panama to win @2.40, Panama -1 @ 1.95 (not fond of price could parlay USA -1, Honduras -1 and Panama -1 thought.) Big question is will Nicaragua be able to score a goal this tournament idk if they could I like Panama to score a few this match O2.5 team goals and maybe even Panama -2 might be worth considering.
GROUP C: HARDEST GROUP TO BET ON
Mexico vs Jamaica: Group C seems to hold the most questions for the gold cup. The real question is will Mexico lose a game. Jamaica won the first game 2-0 but got really lucky to not concede after a incredible performance from Andre Blake I might avoid this game completely in terms of a round 2 betslip.
Advice: I'll update as the game gets closer I haven't done to much looking into this one yet.
El Salvador vs Curaca: This could be one of the most important games of the group stage. If either teams wants a chance at advancing they need to look for 3 points this game. El salvador impressed me in game one if they would've had better goalkeeping I think the game would have been a little closer. I think that their dodgey goalkeeping could lead to a Curacao victory and I can see them getting the goals rolling in this Gold cup.
Advice: Wow just took a look at my book and realized that Curacao is an underdog for this match! I really liked their performance in Game 1 I think they have a better chance to win then what they're currently priced at with 3.25. I also am looking at Curacao OV 1.5 team goals.
Ill edit this more as the day goes on these are just my original thoughts.
One last thing to look out for is could panama top group B? if they do the way the tournament is set up it could lead to a USA vs Costa Rica quarter final!! These things are important to remember when betting. They're currently priced at a 3.25 to win the group. I think the USA is at an advantage though because they play Nicaragua their final game and will know how many goals they have to score to top the group if both teams win their second round match ups.
Cheers let me know your guys thoughts these are mine. Really need the premier league back right about now...
Edit: Posted this yesterday but realized I messed up the group B games edited them so might have made a few errors.
submitted by coxner50 to SoccerBetting [link] [comments]

How could halftime fulltime football predictions help?

A football match can be divided into two halves of 45 minutes but in betting the halves are taken as a unit. Bookies use half for betting called halftime fulltime. Here gamblers are asked to predict the outcome of two halves separately. It is difficult but an ht/ft soccer prediction site can make it simple.
Halftime fulltime betting is a combo bet. It is one bet split in two. You are asked to predict the outcome of each half and you have to be accurate in both the predictions. It can also be said fast betting because betters have to be fast in calculating the winning probabilities of contesting teams. But there is little to worry as there are ht/ft football prediction tips to win halftime fulltime bets.
submitted by surewinfixedmatch to u/surewinfixedmatch [link] [comments]

Match Thread: Guangzhou Evergrande (China) vs Bayern Munich (Germany) [FIFA Club World Cup - Semifinals]

Winner faces Atlético Mineiro or Raja Casablanca
Guangzhou Line-up
GK 19-Zeng Cheng
DF 32-Sun Xiang, 6-Feng Xiaoting, 28-Kim Young Gwon, 5-Zhang Linpeng
MF 10-Zheng Zhi, 16-Huang Bowen, 37-Zhao Xuri
FW 11-Muriqui, 15-Dario Conca, 9-Elkeson
Bayern Munich Line-up
GK 1-Neuer
DF 13-Rafinha, 5-D. Van Buyten, 17-Boetang, 27-Alaba
MF 21-Lahm, 7-Ribéry, 6-Thiago Alcantara, 39-Kroos, 19-Götze
FW 9-Mandžukić
Who will win? Find out today!
COMMENTARY
5 - Bayern dominating possession as expected... so far so good. Nothing testing Zeng Cheng... GZs GK.
6 - Ribery zooming in and out of the left-side penalty box evading 1 defender but being dispossed by Zhang Linpeng.
7 - Thiago and Ribery team up with a shot attempt only for a corner..... good job lads!!
8 - Kim Young-Gwon heads the ball out only for ... for what I assume will be the rest of the match... Back to Bayern.
Is it really this hard to disposses the Germans, GZ? Come on, you're Chinese and Asian champions.. people are watching!! Do good for Asia!
11 - Whats this?? A Chinese attack? It's a corner for GZ!!! Can it be??
The corner goes nowhere only to be kicked out easily by the Germans... bah
FUN FACT: Guardiola hailed Gao Lin and Zheng Zhi as the best Chinese players in the team. Guess who's on the bench? Gao Lin. Cause Lippi is playing defensive minded.
14 - A chance for Muriqui in literally a one-on-one occasion but GUESS WHAT... he fudges it up. Goes too far. Toe poke too far.
15- Ribery slides in and out the penalty to pass to Kroos who launches the ball way above the goal.... he doesn't care. He shines his shoe.
16- A Thiago chance hits the post as he gets it from a header from a cross-in... so close for Bayern! So close.
18 - Zhang Linpeng on the right-side tries his trade-mark hail-mary pass but only gets intercepted coolly by Neuer. He doesn't care for chance of errors!
10 - Huang Bowen takes down Ribery near the outside of the penalty box.. COULD ZENG CHENG BE A HERO TODAY?? Make a great save!!
FUN FACT: Huang Bowen bitch-slapped a Singaporean player during China v Singapore and got banned by the Chinese Football Association... yeah! I forget the length but ... he slapped and got suspended
20 - The freekick goes over! Ribery's shot overs over the left-top post. It goes over... I'm sorry Bayern... now face the wrath of Guangzhou!
Note: Who the fuck was pointing a laser at Zeng Cheng? How dare you blind China's best goalkeeper... we NEED HIM! Thankyou.
23 - 5 shots for Bayern. 0 for Guangzhou Evergrande. This is bad news you guise
24 - How does Neuer play with balls so big?? International competition to win medal for Bayern? Nah Imma just rush this player for funsies.
25 - OFF THE BAR!!!!! Bayern hit the bar just like Germans do after every game!!!! So close Bayern. Your anticipation for that goal is overwhelming. I smell et!
FUN FACT: Zeng Cheng has been saved by the bar more than once... when David Silva hit the bar during the Spain 1 - 0 China defeat where it could have been more but China pulled off a 1-0 (win) defeat!
26 - Zeng Cheng alert as ever blocks the shot and pounces before Ribery claims... atta boy!
27 - GZ on the ropes here with another blocked shot by their heads.. jumping up like duckies... hitting the ball away! Close once again my Bavarian friends!
29 - A rare Guangzhou attack is offsides.. typical ... why so offsides :(
30 - Guangzhou Evergrande have probably not felt this overwhelemd and as "minnows" since.. well... 2009. Bayern taking them down a notch.
31- This game reminds me of Al Sadd vs Barcelona... you know.. where it was just Barcelona 0 - 0 because Al Sadd was non-existant but Guangzhou puts up a big more of a fight.
31- Thiago breaks up a GZ play on the right side of GZ half only for whistle to be blown. Thiago don't care.
31 - Anotehr GZ attack. SO RARE. So offsides. YAY!
34 - The ref with close proximity to the play as Ribery is taken down in GZ penalty box?? No replays but suggests that is can go either way as it was not clear foul
FUN FACT: The first Chinese club to ever represent China in the FIFA Club World Cup.. it''s all thanks to a Realestate Group... Chinese fans.. go thank your landlord today
36- The crowd roars and bustles as Muriqui is taken down but the ref waves play on... seems the crowd is on both sides and Muriqui trudges back...
37 - So close for GZ but a sole defender stops the onrushing attacker... this ends the rare tale of GZ playing the ball in Neuer's box.
38 - Zhang Linpeng performs a fifa-esque clearance!
FUN FACT: Zhang Linpeng is called by the fans as "Zhangmos" to Sergio Ramos due to his apperances,style of play and characteristics due to him getting red cards, too!
40 - "How are they holding on here?" Yeah, I know. It's shocking Bayern have yet to conceed. .. oh you mean Guangzhou?
41 - BAYERN SCORE! It's a 1!
41 - brb im go cry now.. but they score from a Ribery goal because his outstrecthed leg went sliding past Zeng Cheng... a fast goal. A sloppy one? Maybe but definitely a hard one to past! Good goal.
45 - I'm back. Wiping my tears as I drudge back to my chair.
45- Another goal for Bayern and Mandžukić scores. 2-0. OK, so we may be down 2-0 but we held them off for 40 minutes the best team in the world and that is a feat in itself. A defeat is a win here for our morals, just keep heads high and play football!
HT Guangzhou Evergrande 0 - 2 Bayern Munich
Reports say 70% possesion for Bayern.. NOT bad. That is 29% more for Guangzhou than I anticipated. See, China isn't the most worthless nation in the world. 2-0 down at HT and China's best team is holding its ground. I'm a proud OP.
45 - Huang Bowen comes off for Rong Hao... CDM for CB... park the bus even hard, eh Lippi?
FUN FACT: Rong Hao loves to post on his Instagram ... selfies.. take a look http://instagram.com/colin_rong
46 - Muriqui with a sole chance.. a good run but is shepparded out as his shot goes out for Neuer
47 - BAYERN SCORE AGAIN. NO. 3-0. The defensive did not press and Goetze scores from a volley (?) into the net... no chance for Zeng Cheng because the defense was fucking shit!
:(
49 - Bayern now sends the ball into the statosphere in order to hit the Chinese rover on the moon to add salt on the wound?!?! That's german engineering.
53 - Bayern passing near the GZ box and a back-heel pass is intecepted by GZ only to be fouled and have a freekick.. in their half... call in Haung Bowen.. our FK specalist from that mark.. no wait, he's gone.
55 - CLOSE ATTEMPT FOR GUANGZHOU. But the defense coolly blocks it before they pounce. Closet call for GZ for the night!!
57 - A freekick by Conca goes sailing straight into the Bayern defense. Not a good free-kick. Come on, Conca! Make your last game for Evergrande count!
60 - DO YOU SEE THAT? Zeng Cheng is a goalkeeper. he's Chinese. That was a good save! I'm happy... showing his best! You go!!
FUN FACT: Bayern Munich Payrol: $170m, Guangzhou Evergrande: $37.6m -- a telling stat...
63 - A freekick is conceeded by Zheng Zhi... what can Bayern do here? 4-0? I think more like 3-1 because coutner-attacks are GZ's speciality..
63 - Just kidding. No one was even in the attacking half or prepared.
64 - Lots of ping-pong ball possesion action here before its ended with a Chinese defensive slide-tackle. That's my team. German, watch out... we may not score well but we defend well... when we want too.
65 - For the 3rd time tonight, bar meets ball and China saves once again by the St Wood!! Ribery is a dissapointed man
67 - Zeng Cheng blocks thes hot after some terrible marking when Bayern was left roaming free..... of course.. zeng cheng saves
69 - Zhao Xuri gets the honor of the first yellow card for pushing the frenchman. Predictable. :|
71 - Muriqui gets a lobbed thru-ball only to be taken down by Rafinha ... but safe takendown... good job... I applaud you.
72 - Ribery goes out for Shaqiri as the crowd roars for the frenchman's performance.
72 - Gao Lin comes in for Muriqui.... but the camera didn't even catch it. Camera guy should be fired!
76 - Mandžukić comes out for Pizzaro ... all 3 subs used. What will Bayern do with no options once Guangzhou shape-shift their plan of attack?? Fear. You fear.
77 - Zhao Xuri runs off for Feng Junyan ... who ... is..... okay But hey... it's better than nothing. Fresh legs are good!
FUN FACT: Feng Junyan is Guangzhou Evergrande's most-experienced player since 2003...
78 - Mario hits it wide of the left post! So close. Never seen such German firepower hit China so fast... I thought we were friends!
79 - Shaqiri tries his go to hit the side-netting... I bet you Zeng Cheng must be shitting bricks.
80 - Corner #5345 after attempt #53454 ... Zeng Cheng feeling the pressure saving it but now the corner goes nowhere! JUST LIKE GUANGZHOU'S DREAMS FOR THE 2013 CWC!!!!!!!
81 - FOR FUCKS SAKE, LOOK AT YOUR GODDAMN SURROUNDINGS, SUN XIANG. LOOK AT WHO IS AT YOUR LEFT. YOU SEE THAT MUCH ROOM YOU GAVE THEM? YOU'RE BRINGING THIS TEAM DOWN.
83 - 71% possesion for Bayen.... we went backwards, you fucks. We're suppose to gain more possesion.
85 - I want the name of the cocky bastard who just tried that kick only for it to bounce off his head after the rebound. You are not funny.
87 - Zeng Cheng performs another miraclous save!! Tipped off the crossbar and back into play... Goetze is frustrated!! Denied a hat-trick!
FUN FACT: China drew with Germany 1-1 in 2009 once.. I am not kidding you... we hold our weight!!
90 - 3 mins added time. Okay Guangzhou.. your time to shine! Time to pull off an unexpected draw!!!!!!!!!!
FT - Guangzhou Evergrande 0 - 3 Bayern Munich. A surprising scoreline but expected...Respectable result for Chinese and asian champions.
I'm out. When you leave this match thread, please remember Guangzhou's goalkeeper in your head (Zeng Cheng).. he played great.
Thank you.
submitted by Guard01 to soccer [link] [comments]

HT/FT bets optimized (part 2)

I made a thread a couple of months ago about a betting strategy on 1/2 or 2/1. I try to figger out which teams are capable of fixing a certain match because it has to (to avoid relegation, to stay in the first division, to win a certain play off etc.). That's how I come to this strategy of betting on to 1/2 and 2/1.
Don't get me wrong, I do not know anything about planned fixed matches. What I do know is that it happens daily and it happens in every competition. Also every team has had his fair deal matchfixing and it's starting to creep on me that they are the ones benefitting from this and not us or the people supporting a particular team. The problem is predicting these kind of matches... That's how I came up a new strategy to figger out which teams would eligible to fix certain match. I have had some succes with with my previous strategy but it just doesn't make me win a lot of money... (If you have info on such matches, it is ofcourse very profitable)
Before I give you my bet for tomorrow, I want to know if there's anyone on here who has connections with someone at a betting site or bookmaker who can provide us with info on the amount of money being betted on a certain match, odds that shift weirdly etc. In the case of knowing how much money is being bet you can almost easily predict what will happen in that match.
For tomorrow: http://puu.sh/oTkBZ/3e5ccef6a7.png
I do a triple HT/FT bet on the Danish divisions. Why?
FC Kopenhagen - FC Nordsjaelland 2/1 - I know both of these teams have been matchfixing in the past (even when they faced each other) - FC Kopenhagen can practically secure their Champions League and #1 spot if they win this match. - FC Kopenhagen hasn't fixed a single match this season, I have a feeling it will be this one
Naestved - Vejle 1/2 - Same reason as reason #1 from FC K - FC N - Vejle has a last shot at maybe qualifying for a promotion to the first division, so winning this match tomorrow is very crucial - Naestved and Vejle have been fixing in the past (http://puu.sh/oTkOg/ff1e07dc1d.png)
F. Amager - Hellerup 2/1 - this is a pure gamble. All the teams in this division have fixed in any sort of way. I picked this one because F. Amager can secure their 2nd spot and maybe a promotion to the bet25 liga.
I am currently working on a book about matchfixing in which I explain everything very detailed about certain matches and how it has been spreading trough out every competition (even Ligue 1, Premier League and Bundesliga) ever since the 90s. Proving that they are real and that A LOT of teams are acting illegal and betraying the trust of their supporters.
submitted by Ozarkii to SoccerBetting [link] [comments]

Champions League Suggestions based on Live Stats - WED 28-Sept

Hi.
In the past two months I've been working on a bot that checks stats from live matchs and makes suggestions for the Team Goals OveUnder markets based on indicators from team's form.
It checks OPTA's statistical data from a team and compares it to the ongoing match. It doesn't look to team quality, line-ups, cards or any other type of event. Just form from past matches and live flow of the match.
The bot is not developed to run on a website or mobile application yet as it is just a prototype, but today I would like to share another live test for the Champions League 8 games. The bot's suggestions will be posted here tomorrow with a WIN or LOSS status attached.
You can follow today's live progress and bot suggestions on Twitch.tv.
The channel is www.twitch.tv/valueoddclub and will be live by the time the games start, 19h45 GMT.
Yesterday's results here hit 9/14 with 12.3% ROI
PLEASE BET AT YOUR OWN RESPONSABILITY
||
[min Bot predicts] Market @odd Result
[min 25'] Atl Madrid Over 0.5 HT @4 WON min 36'
[min 25'] Barcelona Over 0.5 HT @2.55 LOST
[min 30'] PSG Over 0.5 HT @3 WON min 41'
[HT] Bayern Over 0.5 FT @1.78 LOST
[HT] Arsenal Over 2.5 FT @1.26 LOST
[HT] Manchester City Over 2.5 FT @1.28 WON min 55'
[HT] Barcelona Over 0.5 FT @1.28 WON min 65'
[min 50'] PSG Over 1.5 FT @1.44 WON min 55'
[min 55'] PSG Over 2.5 FT @1.57 WON min 61'
[min 55'] Manchester City Over 2.5 FT @1.44 LOST
[min 55'] Benfica Over 0.5 FT @1.87 WON min 74'
[min 65'] Barcelona Over 1.5 FT @2 WON min 75'
[min 65'] Besiktas Over 1.5 FT @2.9 LOST
[min 70'] PSG Over 3.5 FT @2.2 LOST
[min 75'] Atl Madrid Over 1.5 FT @3.65 LOST, penalty missed min 84'
||
Overall : 8 wins / 7 losses / 1.28 lowest odd / 4 highest odd
Profit : +1.43 units (by betting 1 unit on each bet, +1.73 yesterday)
submitted by Simaoms to SoccerBetting [link] [comments]

AFCB V Manchester City [02/04]

Premier League tie between AFC Bournemouth and Manchester City

AFCB x - x Manchester City

Bournemouth have never scored a home goal against City in three previous attempts.
Manuel Pellegrini's side have scored just six goals in their last 10 away league games.
With four defeats in the last six games, City's title challenge has unravelled and their top four place is now seriously under threat. West Ham and Manchester United are just a point behind, with Southampton only four points back.
Via: Simon Brotherton / BBC Sport
Live Streams: /soccerstreams
Date:
02/04/2016
Kick off GMT:
15:00 GMT converter
Venue: Dean Court
Referee: Robert Madley (Previous AFCB: Norwich Home)
WhoScored Prediction: AFCB 2:1 Man City!!
Form Guide:
AFCB: LDWWWL
Man City: LLLWDL
Previous Meeting:
17/10/15 Man City 5:1 AFCB
AFC Bournemouth Predicted Starting XI:
---------------Boruc---------------
Smith - Francis - Cook - Daniels
---------------Surman-------------
Ritchie ----- O'Kane------- Gradel
---------------Grabban-----------------
----------------King--------------
Subs: Elphick, Pugh, Iturbe, Federici, Distin, Grabban, Gosling
Man City Starting XI:
Team News:
AFCB:
Callum Wilson has returned to training but won't be rushed back, leaving Tyrone Mings as the only long-term absentee for Eddie Howe.
Junior Stanislas and Harry Arter both look set to miss out with respective injuries, but Josh King is expected to recover from a calf injury in time.
Man City:
Manuel Pellegrini has been given a boost ahead of their trip to Bournemouth with both Kevin de Bruyne and Samir Nasri both back in training and on course to make the matchday squad. Fabian Delph is a bit behind his two teammates and will require a late fitness test.
Vincent Kompany, Raheem Sterling and Joe Hart are all still injured, while Nicolas Otamendi is a doubt. City are hoping Martin Demichelis will recieve a fine and not a ban after being charged for breaking betting rules.
Teams News via WhoScored

Live Updates:

4 King and Grabban combine in a great counter attacking move that stemmed from Francis's accurate clearance. King gets pushed out too wide and can find the goal or a pass.
6 Silva and De Bruyne link up in AFCB penalty box. Cook manages to put it out for a corner.
6 GOAL AFCB 0:1 City. Fernando volleys the ball past Boruc after recivint the ball froma pretty poor corner. Again a set piece we concede from - should have done much better with such a dismal corner.
9 Commentator just noted that the goal was the 14th we have conceded from a set piece, the 2nd most behind Swansea.
11 GOAL AFCB 0:2 CITY Silva puts a great ball in the across to De Bruyne who volleys in in the Boruc's bottom left. Where was Smith and Francis?
16 De Bruyne is allowed a shot from outside the box, goes well over. He looked very free there, where was the marking? (Surman??)
18 GOAL AFCB 0:3 CITY. Navas swings in ball from the byline and reaches Augero who headers it softly into the goal. Cook nearly gets it off the line but goes to Boruc who didn't look that interested in stopping it. How Auguero was able to win that is beyond me. Smith doing a pretty bad job of defending so far.
21 EH decides to bring King to the right wing, and moves Ritchie into the middle. Trying to stop the midfield from being overrun.
24 Fernandinho very nearly makes it 0:4 with a shot from just outside the box - Boruc looked beaten as it hit the crossbar.
27 Cook goes forward for Gradels deep free kick. Terible delivery which De Bruyne clears easily.
29 AFCB's corner routine sees a deep cross to the head of Cook, who nods it to the middle of the 6 yard box where Daniels can't quite divert it from Callebero's parrying hand. Best chance so far.
32 Smith puts in a great ball to the penalty stop between the two CBs. Grabban, in lots of space, headers it over. Perhaps had enough time to bring it down on his chest there.
34 Gradel's mistake lets the ball run behind to Daniels, who whips the ball into Grabban who heads it over. A much better effort from the striker than the previous.
HT AFCB 0:3 Man City
46 [Sub] Pugh ON King OFF
67 [Sub] Elphick ON Smith OFF - looks like Franno gone to RB.
68 O'Kane with great chance to grab a goal but can't get it on target. Nasri has just come on - wtf is going with his hair?
74 Elphick gives away the ball to Aguero whos tess up Kolorov with forces a decent save from Boruc, and AFCB manage to nick back the rebound off Aguero and clear.
89 Surman's free kick hits the body of players in the box, Daniels headers it down to Grabban who has a great chance - offside unfortunately.
93 GOAL AFCB 0:4 CITY. O'Kane and Ritchie give Kolarov too much space, who forces he way through and smashes it beyond Boruc.
FT AFCB 0:4 Man City
Highlights:
Post Match Interviews (Audio):
Match Report:
Match Stats:
AFCB Man City
Shots
Shots on target
% Possession %
submitted by jcw100 to AFCBournemouth [link] [comments]

ft and ht football prediction

prediction ht/ft soccer prediction Mafia soccer bets exclusive print gains by the expansion of logical specialist, inclination, and social figuring to strengthen authority and enthusiasts’ estimation, data, and analysis.
submitted by ethan7415 to u/ethan7415 [link] [comments]

EURO 2016 - QUARTER FINALS!

So here we are; down to the last 8 teams and England are nowhere in sight, yet again! Regardless of that, there are 4 games to bet on and I can't wait for the next round to continue! Now, the reality of this tournament, is that ANYTHING could happen, so I will try my best to explain why I have gone the way I have and hopefully I can at least successfully predict some things right. On with the picks...

MY PICKS

FIXTURE CORRECT SCORE FIRST SCORER SCORECAST HT/FT RESULT 1X2 PICK
Poland Vs. Portugal POL 0-2 POR @9.50 L. Nani @9.00 Nani 0-2 @41.00 2/2 @3.75 2 @2.30
Wales Vs. Belgium WAL 1-3 BEL @17.00 K. De Bruyne @6.50 KDB 1-3 @66.00 2/2 2.75 2 @1.72
Germany Vs. Italy GER 1-1 ITA @6.50 M. Gomez @6.50 Gomez 1-1 @36.00 1/X @17.00 X @3.00
France - Iceland FRA 1-0 ICE @5.50 P. Pogba @9.50 Pogba 1-0 @26.00 X/1 @3.60 1 @1.40

POL-POR:

  • Lets start with Poland. 1-0, 0-0, 1-0 and 1-1 on Pens. The positive for Poland is they have only conceded one goal in 4 games (and my word, what a goal!) but the negative is they have only scored 3 in 4 games, never scoring more than 1.
  • Portugal, 1-1, 0-0, 3-3 and 0-1 in ET. Their weakness was defensively and a lack of finishing despite dominating offensively. In the Hungary game, the finishing clicked into place and they scored 3. In the Croatia game they played Fonte over Carvalho and kept a clean sheet.
  • I personally can't help but feel that despite how solid Poland have been, Portugal is the better team. Now they have tightened up their defence, Poland will have to take every single one of the few chances they will get and Milik definitely has missed the most chances I have ever seen in a single tournament.
  • Poland have only let in one goal, but with CR7, Nani, Queresma and Renato Sanches up front I can't see them keeping a clean sheet.
  • Against Switzerland Poland came flying out of the blocks with a high press then fell flat on their feet in the second half. I can't help but feel Portugal will hit them quickly after they over commit and in the periods Poland are flat, Portugal have the quality to pass around them.
  • I fancy it going 0-1 before half time then Portugal finishing it off on the break when Poland go all out to salvage any result they can.

WAL-BEL:

  • Starting with Wales. They have done incredibly well considering the quality of club football their player play. However they have got results against Slovakia, Russia and N. Ireland, none of which were particularly great teams. (They even lost to England for crying out loud...)
  • Belgium were poor in the first game but could have got a result if they had taken their chances. Now they have warmed into the competition and since losing to Italy, they have scored EIGHT goals and conceded ZERO in 3 games. Impressive.
  • Wales are certainly less of a one-man-team than anticipated but each match-up with the exception of Bale goes to Belgium. Courtois is better than Henessy, KDB better than Ramsey etc. Belgium are just packed with quality.
  • Wales will try to sit back and defend, but eventually Belgium ill brake through and i think this will cause Wales to temporarily collapse allowing for 0-2 before half time. Then Wales will pull one back because Belgium showed signs of failing to see off the Hungary game and 1-2 will make it interesting but eventually Belgium will get another. 1-3.

GER-ITA:

  • This one is seriously difficult to call.
  • The way Italy played against Belgium and Spain, they showed they can win the whole competition.
  • The way Italy played against Sweden and RoI, they showed that maybe they really can't.
  • The way Germany played against Slovakia, they showed they can win the whole competition.
  • The fact Germany have never beaten Italy in a competitive match, shows maybe they can't...
  • I think Italy will employ similar tactics tot he Spain game, but Germany are less of a Tiki-Taka team like Spain were so I think they will find a way through, perhaps aerially.
  • Italy going a goal down will have to come out and get a goal and I can see them getting a late equaliser through a CB header from a corner or something of that like.
  • As for who wins from their, I have no idea. I would like Italy because I love Buffon, but would like Germany because I love Muller.

FRA-ICE:

  • France really just haven't impressed me.
  • They were nervous against Ireland and it almost cost them.
  • I think Ireland scored too early so their was too long to hold on, I don't see Iceland getting an early goal.
  • I think Iceland will set up to defend then hit them with logn throws and the like when they can. play to their strengths effectively.
  • I think towards the end though they will tire and the breakthrough will come from a good bit of individual talent. (I fancy Pogba because players tend to shut up the critics eventually.)

MY BETS:

  • £11 - 11 x £1 YANKEE on Correct Scores
  • £11 - 11 x £1 YANKEE on Correct First Scorers
  • £5 - 4 x £1 Singles, 6 x 10p Doubles and 4x 10p Trebles on Scorecasts
  • £10 - 4 x £2 Trebles, 1 x £2 4-Fold on HT/FT Results
  • £13 - 1 x £13 4-Fold of 1X2 Results

THANKS FOR READING!

LET ME KNOW IF YOU FOLLOW!

PLEASE DON'T BET MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE!

FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS!

submitted by InnocentPossum to InnocentPossumsPicks [link] [comments]

Betting Tips HT FT Special VIP 14.07.2020 HT FT BETTUNG TIPS TODAY 17TH JULY FREE FOOTBALL BETTING TIPS TODAY FREE FIXED MATCHES HT/FT ,CORRECT SCORE,UNDER/OVER FRIDAY FREE FIXED MATCHESHT/FTCORRECT SCOREUNDER&OVER TIPSTODAY'S FOOTBALL BETTING PREDICTIONS FREE FIXED MATCHESHT/FTCORRECT SCOREUNDER&OVER TIPS ...

HT/FT predictions for the match. Soccer is a tricky sport to model because there are so few goals scored in each match. The final scoreline will fairly often disagree with many people’s impressions of the quality of each team’s play, and the low-scoring nature of the sport will sometimes lead to prolonged periods of luck, where a team may Our Predictions are calculated using analysis from the best algorithms available statistically. Selecting a reliable football betting tips is one of the problem affecting punters and this is why we carefully analyse and come up with the best Over/Under, best Straight Win, best Double Chance, best Halftime / Fulltime known as best HT/FT , best HT/FT betting is when you bet on which team you think will be winning the game at half-time and also which team you think will be winning at full-time in the same line. So if we take the example of Arsenal vs Man Utd and you think that the game will be a Draw at half-time but Arsenal will win the game, you would bet on Draw/Arsenal (or Draw Todays's HT-FT Football Predictions | Half Time - Full Time Betting Tips on 14 July 2020 Bellow are presented our free HT-FT football betting tips and predictions for Today. This betting belongs to the category double bets. At these bets, you bet on both the standing at half-time as well as the result after the full time. Fixed match predictions betting tip soccer betting predictions, tennis betting, soccer prediction, betting subscription, betting tips. Free Football Tips free picks www.fixed-dojave-ht-ft.com is composed of the main sources of fixed matches in Europe and in the world.

[index] [329] [10760] [11714] [299] [10519] [12896] [3226] [2219] [7337] [11101]

Betting Tips HT FT Special VIP 14.07.2020

FREE FIXED MATCHESHT/FTCORRECT SCOREUNDER&OVER TIPSTODAY'S FOOTBALL BETTING PREDICTIONS - Duration: 13:27. Daily Betting Tips 1,536 views Watch my betting strategy guide that actually works every day . ... 💯FREE FIXED MATCHES HT/FT🔥CORRECT SCOREUNDER&OVER BET TIPS -TODAY'S FOOTBALL BETTING PREDICTIONS TRENDING BETTING TIPS. ... 15TH JULY FOOTBALL BETTING TIPS(FIXED MATCH HT/FT, ... (FIXED MATCH HT/FT, CORRECT SCORE UNDER/OVER PREDICTION TUESDAY - Duration: 4:25. Krack Betting Tips 317 views. New; 4:25. 14TH JULY FOOTBALL BETTING TIPS TODAY(FIXED MATCH HT/FT, CORRECT SCORE UNDER/OVER PREDICTION TUESDAY - Duration: 4:25. Krack Betting Tips 169 views. New free fixed matches ht/ft correct score value bets free soccer predictions vakci7 - duration: 2:11. VAKCI7 - FREE FIXED MATCHES PREDICTIONS 442 views 2:11