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Shotgun Fantasy - Part 20: Back in business

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Rhangyl rested his back against the brick wall, contemplating his first play.
Two mice and a cat. A normal hand.
The guard furrowed his brow, analyzing his own cards. His name was Maluk, a dwarven man whose shift was every other day. They were currently playing Pets. The winner would get to drink from a flask full of dwarven whiskey. The assailant lurked in the corner of his cell, masked by shadows. He’d been quiet ever since passing out, but the game was the only thing that could ease his boredom, so he became a silent spectator every time they played.
At first, the guards ignored Rhangyl’s retelling of the events, saying it was impossible to use mana inside a cell. Nobody trusted the word of an elf after what happened at the trial. They came to the conclusion that Rhangyl scratched his own face and tried to pin it on the assailant. Over the course of the week, though, Rhangyl got to know every guard that looked after them, memorizing their shifts until earning their trust with casual conversation. They kept him informed about the consequences of the trial, occasionally shared a swig of booze with him, and played cards through the bars of his cell.
After intentionally losing for a while, Rhangyl convinced Maluk to bet his flask in exchange for his lunch. The guard happily accepted the wager. Unfortunately for him, the old merchant wouldn’t hold back anymore. Should he play the cat and save the pair of mice for later? Did it even matter? It was the first clash, the moment where the players have as little information as possible about each other. The result would be random or a wild guess. It was valuable only to see how Maluk would keep playing. Rhangyl played a mouse facedown, waiting for his opponent. It was the risky play, but he had a feeling Maluk would play a dog. The guard wasn’t aware of it, but he tended to favor them when he felt confident.
Rhangyl was proven right after they both flipped their cards over. Maluk muttered under his breath, drawing a card from the deck. Rhangyl did the same, getting another cat. Maluk could have two dogs now. The cats were practically useless now. At best, the guard only had one mouse left. Rhangyl decided to play his own mouse.
Maluk hesitated to choose a card, pursing his lips. Normally, Rhangyl wouldn’t hurry him, but a true competitive game involved pressuring your enemy into making a mistake. He couldn’t be obvious about it, though. A long yawn was more than enough to make his opponent decide.
The guard had played another dog.
Rhangyl won again, causing him to chuckle.
Maluk didn’t appreciate that. He only grew angrier after Rhangyl showed his hand was two cats. The guard had a mouse and a dog left, which meant that Rhangyl won the game, three wins to one. “Well shit, you really got lucky there when you needed it.” He handed over the flask. “Serves me right for getting cocky.”
Rhangyl drank a mouthful with glee.
“He just hustled you, idiot!” said the assailant. “He’s done it to everyone who plays with him!”
“Quiet!” Maluk waved his hammer. “Are we gonna have a problem?”
The assailant arched an eyebrow, amused. “Didn't I kill you?”
Maluk frowned. “You got me when I was distracted.”
Rhangyl kept enjoying his booze. He started getting drunk quicker than usual. One of the few advantages of being forcibly sober.
The assailant continued bickering with Maluk. It didn’t take long for the guard’s shift to end. He left the room with an angry strut, forgetting to ask for his flask back.
Rhangyl would return it.
Later.
After emptying it.
Rhangyl started chugging it like his life depended on it. He wanted to guzzle down as much whiskey as he could before Maluk noticed it was gone.
The assailant judged him from afar, shaking his head.
“Oh please.” Rhangyl wiped his mouth, taking a second to breathe. “You don’t get to scold me.”
“I do whatever the hell I want.”
“And look where it got you.”
“Same as you.”
Rhangyl looked away. “You might be right.” He glared back. “But that doesn’t mean you have any sort of moral high ground. I bet you didn’t even know all the people you killed would be revived.”
The assailant stayed quiet.
Rhangyl chuckled. “See?”
“I don’t get it. Don’t they need divine shards for that?”
“Yes.”
“And they used them on mere guards?”
“It’s a courtesy they extend to all citizens”
“Everyone?”
“Well, except, you know...”
“Right. I’m just surprised to see them used so casually.”
“Elves developed a different philosophy around their divine shards, a scarcity mindset that makes them hesitant to revive people…” Rhangyl felt a sudden pang of longing. He numbed it with another swig of the flask. “Anyway, the dwarvish conception of divine shards is fascinating. They’re miners at heart and their worship of Wrecks directly contributes to the light of the city, growing and extracting the divine shard at an adequate rate for their needs.”
“I know what you’re doing.”
“What?”
“Talking to me. It’s the same thing you did to every guard here. All of this fake camaraderie; it’s bullshit. I’m not falling for it.”
“You’ve really decided I’m evil, haven’t you? Not every elf is an imperialist.”
“I’ve met enough people like you to know better. At the end of the day, you’ll always do what’s best for your kind.”
“Not all of us. In fact, I recall a man I once knew who worked hard to reform our society. A mighty warrior turned peaceful diplomat, one of the strongest battlemages in history. He valued every life equally, no matter their caste or race. His movement got legitimate support among the masses until a scandal broke out. Turns out he had a human lover, a common fetish that gave him the label of degenerate, only made worse by the fact that they were raising a child in secret. Eventually, it drove him to-”
“That’s enough.”
“Did I hit a nerve?”
“I don’t want to hear anything you have to say. It’s annoying. And whatever made up story you tell is clearly made to provoke me.”
“Come on, let’s not fool ourselves. Your unkempt appearance made it hard to notice at first glance, but you look a lot like Thorn only… human. And your brother-”
The assailant snarled.
“I mean, the politician’s son... worked incredibly hard to fix his family’s reputation. At first, I was happy for him and aided his efforts whenever I could but, slowly, I noticed the people around him were radicalized by his rhetoric. He still argued for reform, appealing to his father’s old followers, but one that granted battlemages more and more liberties. Many of my peers see him as the future of the empire. My gut wouldn’t let me trust him, though. He was so dismissive of the lower castes, that all of his forward thinking speeches rung hollow to me. Then, as soon as he became Warmaster, half of Emeroke’s council was replaced with younger bureaucrats that were aligned with his way of thinking. Doesn’t that look suspicious to you?”
The assailant scoffed. “No shit.”
“Well, it wasn’t obvious to me. Everyone thought it would reinvigorate the city. I didn’t think Henthil was capable of assassinating someone that had never thought of betraying him.”
“It sounds like he’s capable of a lot of things.”
“Exactly. Which begs the question, why would anyone trust him?”
The assailant understood his point, tensing up, but his distrust of Rhangyl still prevented him from confirming the suspicion.
Rhangyl sighed. The flask had a few sips left. He gestured it at the assailant. “Want some?”
The half-elf narrowed his eyes, but his ears twitched a bit, betraying his excitement. “Maybe.”
Rhangyl closed the lid and threw the flask at him.
The assailant caught it, opened it, and smelled it, causing him to wince away. He still drank it, coughing a bit. “It’s strong.”
“That’s dwarven alcohol for you.”
The assailant took another swig. “Good shit, though.”
“Indeed.”
The assailant made a thoughtful face. “My name’s Amaranth. The reason I’m doing all of this is to free my sister. Hethil has arranged it so that she got out of jail.”
“He’s probably going to use her as a political tool.”
“I know.”
“And you’re fine with that?”
“It’s better than nothing. Who knows? She might even prefer staying in the empire.”
“Don’t you think it’s worth checking out if she’s alright?”
Amaranth chortled. “I can’t exactly leave.”
“Well, now that the border is shut down, I might need to enter imperial territory to withdraw all of my money. I’m interested in strong individuals who can protect me along the way…”
“You’re awfully confident that you're getting out of here.”
“My charge isn’t that severe.” Rhangyl smiled. “And, Maluk gave me some good news while you were still sleeping.”
“Ah. You’re getting released today.”
As if on cue, the next shift’s guard entered the room.
Rhangyl nodded. “Think about my offer.”
The guard brought out some keys, opened Rhangyl’s cell, and escorted him to the main lobby of the guard’s headquarters, where Urtan waited for him. He looked up at Rhangyl with a weary expression before releasing his shackles and dismissing the guard that brought him.
“Thank you, captain.” Rhangyl massaged his own wrists. “That’s much more comfortable.”
Urtan made an effort to remain civil. “The only reason I’m doing this is because of George.” He paused, making sure no one nearby could hear him. “Have you heard about the trial?”
“Yes.”
“Since Bork will no longer be around, my daughter… has been thinking a lot about her future. She’s come to the conclusion that she wants to explore the outside world. If you and George leave, I’m sure she’ll want to go along with you.” Urtan extended his hand. “Do not discourage her. Are we clear?”
“You just want me out of the city, don’t you?”
“Fuck yes. If I could throw you out by the scruff of your neck and exile you, I would’ve done it already.”
Rhangyl shook his hand. “Fair enough.”
Urtan clenched it with a firm grip. “Take. Care. Of. Dalura.”
“Of course!”
“And George.”
“I would never endanger a business partner.”
“Good.” Urtan released his hand and started walking away. “Get going, your friends are waiting for you. You wouldn’t believe how much they annoyed me to free you.”
“One thing…”
Urtan frowned. “What?”
“About the assailant… would it kill you to heal his leg? The man’s in agonizing pain. He doesn’t say anything because he’s stubborn, but he doesn’t deserve to stay in constant torture.”
Urtan nodded, reluctantly. “I’ll see what I can do.”
A group of winged beasts attacked the camp site right before sunset. The legion was almost at the top of the first mountain, but they had a long way to go before getting to the heart of the mountain range.
Valkyrie shivered. Her breath had just fogged up her round spectacles. She didn’t know where to go. A chorus of soldiers screamed in the distance. Their enchanted arrows were ineffective against the monsters. Some of the archers were swallowed whole in an instant. The bird-like creatures had orange beaks with multiple pairs of eyes and rows of teeth that dripped with black saliva, but their torso looked human, with bluish-purple skin and four retractable arms bursting out of their abdomen. Valkyrie ran in a serpentine pattern, avoiding the sharpened feathers thrown her way. The elites ignored her pleas for help. They were too comfortable inside their heated tents. Only Henthil could get them to act. Valkyrie made it to his command center, a giant tent made of brown cloth, before more beasts attacked her. She had to catch her breath before giving her report.
Henthil was being given an oil massage on the other side of the room. He addressed Valkyrie without lifting his face from the table, saying:
“What’s the problem?”
“We’re being attacked.”
“Still?”
“It’s gotten worse. More have shown up.”
“What about the elites?”
“They ignored me.”
“Ah. Tell them I’ll beat the living shit out of them, one by one, if they make me get up from this table.”
“I already told them that, more or less.”
“What did they say?”
“They laughed.”
Henthil sighed. “Take away their heat wards.”
Valkyrie tensed up. “They won’t react well to that.”
“They’re more than free to fight me if they have a problem with it.”
Valkyrie nodded. “Very well, sir. I’ll do it now.” She braced herself for the difference in temperature before leaving the tent. The howling wind slapped her across the face with a cold snap. She repeated the same serpentine movements as the battlefield exploded around her until reaching the elite’s giant tent. Her hands were shaking by the time she started to disable the heat ward. It only took a few seconds for the elite to start arguing loudly about what to do. Valkyrie then entered the tent and said:
“Warmaster Henthil ordered me to take away your heat wards until you take care of the beasts… and you're more than welcome to fight him, if you want it back.”
The fourteen soldiers inside the tent froze with terror. They only laughed before because they knew Henthil would never waste his time leaving his tent when it got so cold. Going up to him would mean an instant death for all of them. The difference in strength was laughable. Even if they fought together as a group, if they weren’t careful, there was still a chance they would be crushed against a battlemage of his level.
After a bit of bickering, Gaelingr stood up. He was a slender man with flowing raven hair and a clean shaven face. His uniform was loosely worn with his robe tied around his waist. The man didn’t bother putting on wooden armor before stepping out of the tent. As an aquamancer, an environment full of snow made him the deadliest among them.
Valkyrie followed him to the center of the battle. Eight of the beasts circled around in the sky. The waning light made them harder to spot, blending with grey-purple clouds. It took almost five hundred soldiers to keep the creatures distracted. They all stood slack jawed when Gaelingr made the snow around their ankles hover into the air. The dark bedrock was completely dehydrated. Its appearance looked completely different from the original snowy landscape. Many animals were exposed without their natural camouflage.
Gaelingr swelled with mana. His blue aura flashed around him with a faint shimmer, causing the ground to shake until forming a giant sphere of water above the battlefield.
The winged beasts let out an ear-piercing shriek. They immediately noticed Gaelingr’s presence and charged straight at him in unison. The five hundred soldiers started to run away in panic, stomping over each other to get away from the creatures. Valkyrie fought her own instinct to run away, reasoning that the safest place in the battle was standing next to an elite.
Gaelingr didn’t react to the chaos around him. His attention was entirely focused on his next attack. He started chanting for his spell. Clouds started to disappear as the sphere absorbed their moisture.
The winged beasts all barreled towards him, accelerating more and more by the second.
Gaelingr finished the spell, skewering them all through their stomachs with giant spikes of ice until impaling them on the ground.
The creatures thrashed with pain but died in a few seconds.
Dark purple blood dripped out of them, coalescing into a big pool of goo in the middle of the battlefield. An eerie silence was filled by another howl of the wind, just as the clouds formed again and snow gently floated over them.
Gaelingr started walking away. “I expect our heat ward will be repaired immediately.”
Valkyrie remained stunned. “It will.” She didn’t have the courage to tell him about the soldiers the beast had eaten. Gaelingr’s attack made it impossible to retrieve their bodies intact. They couldn’t be revived anymore.
Henthil wouldn’t hear about it, though. That shouldn’t concern him. Valkyrie was happy managing the legion on her own, without any help. She took stock of how many people died, made arrangements for their families to be compensated, and mobilized the healing squadrons to take care of the wounded, all without the warmaster knowing about it.
After the battle, the legion had a renewed sense of companionship with each other. They celebrated together in a makeshift mess hall of multiple tents, eating and talking about their experiences. Seeing an elite take care of every monster with a single attack erased all of their doubts. They would follow Henthil anywhere if he was successful in this campaign, even to the top of the imperial throne.
Valkyrie started to relax. Everything might turn out just fine.
Another shriek echoed in the night, snapping everyone out of their jovial mood. Apparently, they had only fought children today. An adult beast showed up just as everyone was about to sleep. It was five times the size of a normal one, with two heads sprouting from its unholy body. Gaelingr didn’t feel like fighting this one. Thankfully, the rest of the elite quickly realized they couldn’t afford to lounge around. The threat of getting their fire wards removed was more than enough to spring them into action.
George was glad to see Rhangyl again. After the trial, the mood around the compound had gotten even gloomier than before. Bork had been busy organizing the exodus of his people so he was rarely around these days. Dalura visited every once in a while but she was also busy dealing with her family. It was nice having company again. Rhangyl convinced him and Dalura to go drink at the Shadowtrail Inn. George wasn’t sure if they’d be let inside, though. It was the talk of the city now. People fought over reservations all the time. There was a queue that wrapped around the block when they got there.
Rhangyl started pushing through people. They glared at him. A mob slowly formed around him.
George panicked, but Dalura didn’t seem concerned.
“Mister Rhangyl-sir!” A friendly silver dragon wearing a strange garment plowed through the crowd. “It’s great to finally see you again!”
George and Dalura widened their eyes. The mob dispersed after seeing him. At least nobody would mess with them now that they had a dragon around. Rhangyl introduced him as Lance, a wandering swordsman. He led them into the inn and prepared a table for them, ahead of everyone else who waited in the lounge. George had suspected that Rhangyl had been involved in this place ever since his stunt at the trial. The old merchant couldn’t hide the truth after the owners thanked him for his help. They even gave him a share of the profits from the ingredients he bought for them. George couldn’t believe the taste of the stew. It was amazing.
Rhangyl ordered a few rounds of drinks, joking around until Bork arrived. He was ashamed of his actions, apologizing for all the trouble he brought. Bork chuckled and said:
“Think nothing of it. I’m just glad we got you out of there.”
“Have your people decided where they’re going?”
“Yes, a lot of our stories say that our original tribe was created at the heart of Pejock’s Mountain Range. We’re thinking of going there and building a city for ourselves. Originally, with the harsh climate, we wouldn’t be able to live there, but thanks to all the glyph magic we’ve learned, we’ll be able to control the environmental conditions for our purposes. This is going to turn out for the best.”
“You’ll make it there in no time with your geomancy. Which reminds me, Dalura, what are you planning to do?”
“I uh… I’m not really sure. I was thinking, if I wouldn’t be a burden, would you two...”
“Of course!” said George.
Rhangyl started laughing. “We’d be honored.”
George smiled, barely able to stay awake. These past few days had been an anxious nightmare. He wasn’t even able to work on guns when he was alone in the compound. The uncertainty paralyzed with fear. Hearing that things were going to be fine, at least for the moment, was a reassuring thought. It finally allowed him to stop worrying for a moment. The fact that Dalura would join them on their adventure was a reassuring thought. He would miss Bork and his wealth of knowledge. Now that they had a limited amount of time left together, George wanted to make sure they tried out one last thing before leaving Forgeberth.
“What’s wrong?” asked Dalura.
“Before we leave, could we make a batch of weapons for our journey? I want to see if we can apply everything I learned. We can probably make something stronger now.”
Rhangyl leaned forward, intrigued. “What are you thinking?”
“I think it’s about time we made a magic shotgun.”
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[Conspiracies Abound] Operation Shawkenaw

[Behind the Curtain]
*****
Tabhoade,
Please assemble all of the memoranda received from our ambassador to Earth regarding the past few months. I am including the following documents that I have in my possession.
Once you have done this, deliver them to the Yarud Library of Diplomacy, directly to Edaelig, where they may be classified away from routine public record. Then, send our data scrubbers through our systems to eliminate the memoranda. Our ambassador would not benefit from a leak.
It is imperative you take this up with all discretion. The Terran Republic is not to know. Our ambassador is not to know. I do this for his sake. He has always been a dedicated public servant. It is upon us to close ranks to protect him.
-Khor
*****
Tabhoade,
I once told you I would never ask you to compromise your professional ethics. As the minister’s personal assistant, you have naturally always been under a measure of pressure, of judgment and of scrutiny. When we broke off our engagement all those years ago, we understood each other to be on different paths, and that there was tacit understanding and respect there.
Understand that what I ask of you might go against typical procedures. I assure you that in agreeing to my request, history will remember you as the penultimate bastion that averted disaster. If you cannot trust in my record of diplomacy alone, then trust in what we once shared.
It is with the utmost importance that this report be sent directly to Minister Khor without redaction or abridgment. I know he is a busy man. I am but one ambassador to one of many consulates in this sector alone.
Nonetheless, it is imperative, that he be made aware of the full context in which my report comes. This is why I have determined to deliver my report directly to him, rather than in the third person. He must understand the magnitude of what I am about to say. He alone has the power to save four trillion souls from the ravages of conflict.
Should we fail, I implore you to gather both of your husbands, children and Matron Nuva, and flee the quadrant. Give them my best. Tell Matron Nuva that she’ll always be ‘Nuvi’ to me.
-R
*****
Minister Khor,
First, I will tell you what you must do:
You must issue a full apology to the humans in all haste. You must apologize for the Yarud people’s condescension. Specifically, you must apologize on my behalf, for my offense, whatever it may be. You must assure them of my immediate punishment and your intentions to remove me from my post. If possible, also send an extraction team for me. If any of your advisors or generals advise a course of action, please hold off on agreeing until you have read my full account.
Now, I will explain why:
I have made historic progress relations with the Terran Republic. Of course, almost anything would be, by definition, historic. I am, after all, the first ambassador to Earth since the Fhreghian War’s end.
I was originally assigned to the consulate in one of their stations that orbits a star several parsecs away from their home system. Even though our people had fought a common enemy in the Fhregia, there was initially enormous distrust.
This was before you were made Minister, and I am aware that your educational and professional background is chemical engineering and astrophysics, not history. Don’t take this as an insult – I am simply stating that you were chosen because of your policies to boost the Yarud Commonwealth’s technological advancement. They are policies that belong in an administration of peacetime. You have always listened to your advisors, your specialists, generals and admirals, which does you credit. Again I cannot impress upon you the importance of holding off on any sort of retaliatory strike, be it economic, diplomatic or military in nature.
Therefore, I must briefly fill you in on the history between the Yarud and Human people.
I am sure you remember the basics. A terran vessel was mining ores from a backwater asteroid belt where a Yarud passenger ship spotted it. It’s make was so unique and it was clear it was an alien make. Per regulation, they called it in and continued on their way.
My old mentor from my days as a consulate aide, Ambassador Pebha, made first contact. First contacts are delicate matters, and don’t happen every day, so she made me stay back on the corvette in the event things went wrong. Pebha told me that I was, as yet, too excitable and fanciful. Also, I wasn’t cleared for first contacts anyway, in case I did something impulsive to trigger galactic war.
Still, I watched on the feeds as she stepped out and met with the crew of this new ship.
You have no idea the magic of seeing a new sentient species for the first time. Mammals, like us. They were bipedal. Completely bipedal, you understand. Sure, we can sit or stand back on our hind legs, but these people stood. They ambulated on just their two hind legs. They don’t have tails to balance. I was amazed that they didn’t periodically fall over. It was immediately clear they were an omnivorous predator species, but far less intimidating than Fhregians or Quarundi. Rather unremarkable, in comparison. And dull in color.
Ambassador Pebha is, by Yarud standards, standard. She is nice looking enough, but to them, she would have reminded them of an animal from their home planet. They call them pangolins, although our tails are shorter. The Earth version of pangolins are also pigmented to match soils and vegetation barks, it seems, whereas we have a much wider range of colors for our scales. To them, we resembled humanoid pangolins.
I bring up the pangolin because on the Terran home planet of Earth, the pangolin had long struggled with survival due to impacts from humans themselves. They were as in awe of Ambassador Pebha as we were in them.
First contact went well, all things considered. The humans contacted their home planet and they soon sent representatives of their own. We could tell they were mixed in their feelings towards us. We were, after all, their first contact into the broader galactic stage. Typical of a pre-contact society, their media and lore was filled with hypothetical scenarios of meeting aliens and falling immediately into war. They didn’t know our intentions. They didn’t know if they needed to prepare defenses against a planet grab, or attempts to extract resources.
Luckily for our relationship, though not in any other regard, war did come, but not from us.
Fhregian society had been struggling to try to lead the rest of the quadrant. They wanted to create a sphere of dominance, typical to many before them. They struck hard and fast. They invaded Shruvian space and annexed much of their territory without breaking a sweat. They expanded into Calwedh’s borderlands.
The galaxy was in shock. Sure, relations hadn’t been great. But we’d all been kicking the proverbial can down the road for so long, it never truly dawned on us just how precarious things had become. Excuse the human expression of kicking cans down roads. It is similar to the Yarud phrase of spritzing one’s scales with talc rather than taking the time and effort to do a full brush down and oil.
Well, wars were declared.
Alliances were made and these humans were newcomers who had no way of making an informed decision. But it was clear to them that if they did not make a decision, it would eventually be made for them.
They started off pledging only to provide Yarud and Quarundi forces with goods. They already had a well-run system of surveying and mining resources from around the sector, so their contribution made sense. They essentially kept doing what they were already doing, and sent us shipments of additional ores, raw materials, medical supplies and the like. Things continued this way for the first couple of years of the war.
And then a Quarundi battalion made landfall on a Fhregian base and discovered Terran supplies in their stock.
Both Yarud and Quarund war ministries made feverish inquiries into our own supplies to ensure Fhregian forces hadn’t found a chink in our supply chain to bleed us dry. All of our shipments and supplies were accounted for, however. This meant Fhregian forces had gotten these supplies directly from the source. It was a deep betrayal, but not a surprising one. Humans knew there would be a winner, and if they had stayed out of it, that winner would eventually come knocking. Their calculation had been entirely sound.
Ambassador Pebha was dispatched to treat with the humans. As her protege, I went with her. It was my first trip to Earth.
A beautiful planet. So rugged and gracious and deadly and nurturing all at once. I will limit myself to tell you that it would behoove you to send that apology to the Terran Diplomatic Corps. Then, you might have the opportunity to visit Earth sometime. Trust me when I tell you it’s tumultuous diversity in climates and other phenomena cannot be understated. A visit to Earth is a visit to a hundred planets.
This first trip to Earth, however, was limited to a place called C Station. It was so called because it was one of their prototype generational space stations. It was situated in one of their oceans, called the Atlantic Ocean. Over four hundred years old, it is a testament to their skill in designing structures that do more than function. They last. Even some of the structures from their most ancient civilizations still stand – if you ever get to Earth, I implore you to visit the Taj Mahal, or the Great Pyramids of Giza. For something still more ancient, the settlement of Skara Brae. But back to C Station.
C Station is self-sufficient. It runs on several energy systems, among them thorium. It can sit atop the waves or settle into the ocean floor. It contains several reproductions of Earth’s climates. They were testing their ability to create what they called an Ark. They have several species that have been living on C Station for generations.
It was C Station that gave me my first glimpse of Earth. Their diplomatic corps gave me a tour of the place. In retrospect, they likely chose C Station to hide the rest of Earth from us. As the newcomers to the galaxy during galactic war, they were understandably guarded. They showed us some polar bears playing in the reproduced environment that suited them, and some tropical fish tending to a reef. In another section, there was a pasture with wild plants being pollinated by all sorts of insects.
Ambassador Pebha and I got to business once the pleasantries had been exchanged. She was masterful. She was nonjudgmental, but frank in outlining what Lieutenant Rafkeev had discovered when he had taken the Fhregian base. She included documentation of the discovery, and images of the find. She pointed out the characteristics of the supplies that led Yarud and the Quarund intelligence offices to conclude the supplies had originated from Earth.
To Ambassador Guan’s credit, he did seem somewhat embarrassed. And he was candid.
Earth’s precarious position was clear. They didn’t know the entirety of what they were up against. They didn’t want to go up against anyone. Sure, there were many on Earth who held the opinion of aiding the Yarud, Quarund, Shruvian and Calwedh’s cause. But internal politics exist. Many wanted nothing to do with the rest of the galaxy, to say nothing of partaking in a war. Still others had closely followed the news and wanted to avoid conflict with the Expansionist Forces, as they had come to be called. The Fhregians had recruited the Moimet Republic to their cause, and had make a pact with the Dicahl Empire. Each of these entities were fearsome on their own.
“So you are committed to remaining neutral in this conflict, aside from material shipments to appease both sides?” Ambassador Pebha confirmed.
“Well,” Guan seemed to vacillate. “We have a vested interest in surviving this conflict. Make no mistake, we’ve been retrofitting many of our exploratory and cargo vessels for combat should the need arise. But while Earth’s leaders generally support your cause, there isn’t the political will behind it.”
“They will likely set their sights on Terran regions soon,” Pebha warned. Guan gave a depressed smile.
“We know. It seems we find ourselves in something approximating a Hobbesian trap, and our threshold will require a Pearl Harbor of sorts.” I later researched what he meant by Hobbesian trap and Pearl Harbor. In short, he was referencing human theory on how fear spirals. Pearl Harbor was the site of a preemptive strike made on the named harbor in order to leave territory open for annexation and control.
“I do wish your leaders would reconsider, for the good of both our people and yours.” Pebha tried again. She later told me she felt comfortable pushing because of Ambassador Guan’s aura of congeniality. Pebha frequently reminded me not to be too excitable, or too fanciful, but she had gauged Guan to be of a mild disposition who would not take offense.
He cocked his head sideways the way humans do. Our xenobiologists believe it is an action designed to take a sample of sound from a slightly different angle, to better triangulate and analyze what they hear. Their ears have a fleshy external structure with whorls and ridges to funnel sound and quickly gauge the direction from which a sound came.
“I think you misunderstand, Ambassador Pebha,” he said politely. “When we prepare for the possibility of war, we go about it as a certainty. There’s a saying, you hope for the best but prepare for the worst. From one military standpoint, it might make sense to join you now. However, we are not yet there, logistically. We’re getting close, but no cigar. And we simply don’t have the political capital to spend on a preemptive strike.”
Minister Khor, I know you know what happened later. It was only eighteen of their “months” later that the strike came. Apparently it was time enough for them to prepare as much as they’d ever be, considering they were untried and untested in intergalactic warfare.
And I know you know the ultimate outcome. A disastrous, hard-won victory. And the realization that humans are good – scary good – at war. Not because of their technology or physiology or any single factor, but of the sum of their whole. In particular, their ability to wage war with subterfuge has become something of a legend in the galaxy. They are unmatched in subterfuge and misdirection.
After the Fhregian attack on their outlying mining station, we realized just what Ambassador Guan had meant by preparing for the worst. As “bad” as the Expansionist Forces may have been, it wasn’t as though they were out to destroy the galaxy. You can’t reap the benefits of a rich galaxy when resources have been reduced to pulverized fields of debris, and labor killed in the conflict.
The humans knew they weren’t fighting for the survival of the human race. They had studied and listened and watched. They had already researched everyone and cross-referenced rumors on everyone else. They knew they weren’t facing extinction, or anything close to it.
They were facing trade agreements and treaties that would likely benefit the Expansionist Forces, and leave Earth with a raw deal and limits to where they could explore.
The humans didn’t care about such a distinction. They treated the war the way they treated their boogey-man. They went to war as though they were out to destroy fictional villains against annihilation. Their fiction, by the way, is a lot. That’s the only way I can think to describe it. They treated the Expansionist Forces as though they were the Sith Lord and his Empire, the Borg, Romulans, Cylons and a bunch of other references I don’t understand all at once.
This brings me to my post-war appointment to our Embassy on one of their stations, placed deliberately far away from their home system. They had taken heavy losses during the war and were taking no chances with their home.
Ambassador Pebha had been assigned to the Fhregian Embassy at this point. She was an institution unto herself. It made all the sense in the cosmos to send her to work with the Fhregians, to try to calm choppy waters. This left me assigned to the Terran Republic. I had enormous shed skins to fill. But, I also had the benefit of her tutelage and was more seasoned.
When the war ended, Minister, you’ll remember how the members of the Anti-Expansion Pact celebrated. Once the post-war agreements were drawn up and signed, we all got to rebuilding and having end-of-war celebrations. Even Expansion Pact member planets and colonies toasted the end to the war and held a few raves. Everyone held ceremonies that simultaneously honored those lost and decommissioned warships. Best of all, we partied. Days-long parties spread out over months to wile away our hurts and experience hope anew.
Not the humans. They seemed confused at everyone’s antics. They threw a couple of parades, popped a few bottles of alcohol and called it a day. The Terran policy of wartime production shifted to include civilian and scientific vessels and they funded new exploration and research. But they seemed to be waiting for another war. They looked out and tried to predict the next one. Can you imagine? The galaxy had just gone through war of an unanticipated scale and the Terran Republic was already preparing for more of it.
I was determined to make a deeper connection with humanity. A connection to something other than war. I arrived at my post and worked hard to foster trade agreements and shipping lanes of goods. My human staff consisted of bright, hard-working people. Ambassador Guan introduced us all personally.
There was Justin Ivanov, Amy Battacharjee, and Robert Ethrington. There was also Jess Connolly, Ian Nakasingh, Vivian Hong and Evan Fitz.
If you look into my record, Minister Khor, you will find that together, we were quite successful in our endeavors to tie our economies and people closer together. Our efforts inevitably brought us closer together as people, and as sentient beings. Ambassador Pebha’s training had left me well off in relating to my fellow sentient beings.
To underline just how close we became, let me share a couple of examples.
It was my third Earth year serving at H Station. At this point, the team of humans assigned to me had opened up a bit more. I met some of their siblings who visited the station, had the occasional meal after work with them. We spent an awful lot of time together, working on projects that included finalizing aid packages for hard-hit areas post-war. It was rewarding work.
Vivian Hong invited me to a celebration of her child. They called it a birthday celebration, or birthday party. Now remember, I was into my third Earth year working with these people. Vivian had given birth into my first year. I knew very well this woman’s child was well over a full human year out from it’s day of birth. In fact, it was closer to two years.
Of course, I accepted. If it’s a party, it’s a party, right? These humans didn’t seem to celebrate much, given their suppressed reaction at the end of the war, so I wasn’t going to complain. I also figured that given human physiology, perhaps a year was about the time it took after giving birth that she felt able to finally party. The entire birth process is very taxing for humans, it turns out. I went to this party.
I had thought the celebration would have been for Vivian and her mate – her husband – to celebrate having a child, albeit after the fact. Instead, it was a celebration for the child, named Jack. Apparently Jack was supposed to be the one having the greatest time, even though he was not yet developed enough to appreciate much, let alone celebrate it.
I arrived to the party with a bottle of Yarud spirits and Vivian was happy to accept it. Several other infants from Jack’s day care were there and rolled around with each other in a side room. Their parents and Vivian and me, along with several others from the office, mingled in some of the other rooms.
It was, what I was coming to realize, a typical human party. In other words, a somewhat low energy affair. Nice, but more of a quiet event than the term ‘party’ implies. Vivian, Jess, and the father of one of the other infants put in a great deal of labor into a baked dessert. Once it was done, they placed flammables – candles – on top and lit them! I had heard of this trend, but assumed it was a figure of speech or a mistranslation.
Make no mistake. I have no doubt their obsession with war starts with early in life. Children train in overcoming one’s fears by having to defeat combustible material in order to access the reward of the dessert. Little Jack, only two years old now, was eager to show his fearlessness in the face of fire. He couldn’t string a sentence together, but he could quench the flames.
They had even hired had a “clown.” Someone who professionally exaggerates humanity. He specialized in educating children on hiding misdirection behind curtains and sleight of hand.
I asked Vivian about the tradition of a child’s birthday. She explained that birthdays are one of the traditions practiced by nearly all humans, regardless of ethnic background or religion. With some exceptions, most everyone valued their date of birth as a testament to having survived the trials their planet had thrown at them. Annually marking a human’s day of birth is a reminder of survival and endurance.
“Wait, you don’t celebrate birthdays?” Robert Ethrington asked me.
I explained how, no, birthdays do not hold the same meaning with Yarud people. We celebrate anniversaries of certain historical days, holidays, births (at the actual birth, not annually), deaths, and many other occasions that held no meaning for humans. Yarud people love celebrations, but someone’s continued existence was not something we’ve learned to celebrate.
“Huh,” Robert said. “So you’re like a Jehovah’s Witness?”
“I haven’t met Jehovah’s witness, so I don’t know. But if the witness also does not celebrate birthdays, then yes, I think the comparison fits.” I answered.
Little Jack opened presents – a strange affair where Jack’s fellow infants supposedly made or purchased items for Jack as gifts in celebration for his birthday. It was clear to me that the parents of said children had done all of the work, but claimed it was from their one or two-year-old instead. And when I say Jack opened them, I mean Vivian and Randy, Jack’s father, opened them on Jack’s behalf. See? They train secrecy early on, right down to wrapping gifts to hide their contents until opened.
Though the ‘party’ was a pleasant event, it was far from the sorts of parties a Yarud family would throw. I found myself leaving at the end, having imbibed in much alcohol along with the other parents.
I remember leaving with a warm, contented feeling of closeness and camaraderie. This is the first example of how close we had become. Vivian had felt comfortable allowing me into her home, and into the presence of her offspring. It was becoming clear to me humans don’t celebrate the same things, nor do they celebrate to the same extent as us Yarud. It made my invitation into Vivian’s home all the more significant.
As for my second example of how close we became, I will detail it here:
Perhaps three months or so had passed when the Terran Republic determined to move our Embassy to Earth. It seemed relations were progressing nicely. It would be some months before we would make the move, but Vivian had winked at me. [Wink: a facial event where only one eye is closed ‘at’ someone else to warn of deception.] Apparently, she had been wanting to be closer to her extended family for the sake of Jack, and my behavior at the birthday party had been ‘good.’ Another example of how humans use misdirection to test the waters.
A few weeks later at the office, Robert asked me whether I would like to visit Earth to celebrate his birthday. Did I ever.
Little Jack’s birthday was a small affair, but Little Jack was small, to be fair.
I instantly accepted and began imagining what an adult human’s birthday party would entail. Robert could ‘hold his liquor’ quite well, as the saying goes. Alcohol consumption was a safe bet. He was a veteran of the war. Perhaps some sort of war game? It had been several years since my first visit to Earth, and we wouldn’t be spending it on C Station. I was eager to tour Earth like no non-human had been permitted to before.
Robert had invited everyone from the office and several of his friends from years past to his family’s home in a place called Wyoming. It is located in the contiguous region of one of Earth’s larger nation states. Compared to H Station, it was desolate. It was big. It isn’t even considered that big on the scale of states in this part of the world, but trust me. It’s big.
Minister Khor, I know you hail from the Chanviol region, one of Yarud’s most developed and advanced regions. I, myself, come from Prilshen, which is also rather metropolitan. Therefore, we have had similar upbringings in metropolitan and industrialized spaces. This place, Wyoming, it is not so. I mention it is big. It is small in population, but big in space. They have cities and towns, yes. But they are relatively inconsequential in population and situated far from each other. Beyond their limits is a vast land. Much of it is agricultural. Much of it is wilderness.
I was given instruction not to stray out of ‘earshot’ of Robert’s parent’s house alone. Their house is situated in a place in the wilderness. I do not know the exact address or placement. It is on a mountainside, hidden by enormous trees with enormous wild animals roaming the land. As I say: wilderness.
It turns out Robert’s idea of a good birthday celebration is also what Yarud people would consider to be laid back. There was alcohol, certainly. It seems Robert enjoyed the quiet of the outdoors. We went in groups on something called hikes, where people travel in a pack over rough terrain for the enjoyment. Navigating and surviving in a harsh environment was so ingrained into human culture, they saw this practice of traversing dangerous ground as a pleasant, even spiritual practice.
“I get to connect to my roots!” Robert told me, wiggling his brows. I believe it was a double meaning. He was wandering along the forest floor, with the roots of the trees. He was also ‘reconnecting’ as he put it, with his sense of home.
Robert wanted to show me the sights and he took me out to go fishing, as he told his parents. I had researched what fishing meant in this region, so I was surprised when we arrived at the fishing spot. It turned out Robert never particularly liked fishing, but instead wanted to show me how he truly enjoyed his time outdoors.
“I’ve done this ever since I was a kid,” he told me. We retreated up the hill a ways into a clearing. He set the fishing poles aside and laid back into the grasses. “Look at that one,” he said. “What do you think it looks like?” He was pointing at a cloud. Clouds, Minister, are quite common on Earth. While Yarud has them only rarely, precipitation is frequent around the planet Earth, and clouds are abundant.
I had some misgivings about laying supine on the ground where any predator species, present company aside, could happen upon us. Nonetheless, I trusted Robert. I lay down and looked at his selected cloud again.
“It looks like an elephant splashing in water to me.” Robert explained. “What about that one?”
Robert taught me about his self-declared favorite activity when outdoors. He called it ‘The Cloud Game,’ although my research on it later revealed that it is also known as ‘Cloud Watching.’ It is exactly what it sounds like. Participants sit or lay down and watch clouds. They attempt to superimpose a similar image in what they call their ‘mind’s eye.’ Essentially, Robert would pick a cloud and imagine what else it might resemble, that is not cloud-based. Perhaps a cloud’s outline might resemble a dog or a plane, etc. I believe it is an activity originally developed as a method of training children to examine their surroundings with critical observation.
“Thank you for coming with me.” Robert eventually said. “I haven’t gotten to do this in a few years.”
Just like with Little Jack’s birthday, I felt an internal warmth and closeness at having been included in such a meaningful ritual.
It turns out that Robert and his sister played this game together throughout their lives. They would participate upon returning home after bouts of education or occupation and the like. Given how close they were, I wondered at her absence at Robert’s birthday celebration. Robert’s sister, it further transpired, was killed during the war, and he felt close to her whenever he took up cloud watching.
Unlike Little Jack’s birthday, I now had an additional feeling layered on top of these sentiments of closeness. A visceral, pulling sensation of anguish and guilt. I had taken, however fleetingly, his sister’s place. I asked Robert about his sister, as I had been told that talking about lost loved ones can be therapeutic and helpful.
She had been brave. Strong. And smart, and silly and beautiful and witty and spontaneous and ridiculously funny. She had a bunch of awards, ribbons and achievements. She had volunteered for some of the toughest of jobs during the war. She had been fearless. Mostly, she was his baby sister.
We suddenly realized the sun was hanging low and we were expected back.
Robert was experiencing what he called ‘hay fever,’ with leaking eyes and a running nose, so he thoughtfully went off for a couple of minutes to clear his sinuses before guiding me back to the house.
The two instances above explain how integrated I became with my human colleagues.
Therefore, you may wonder what has transpired to result in such a drastic breakdown of friendship. Alas, perhaps it never was friendship. I wonder now whether any of it was true. Humanity is excellent at smoke and mirrors and misdirection. They are trained from infancy in all manner of concealment.
We soon moved the embassy to Earth, and I was enjoying my ability to explore different areas freely. The Terran Republic had tentatively decided the embassy would be located in one of the major cities of New York. Apparently, it had also been the location of the headquarters for their planetary United Nations. They were also leaning towards other cities, and C Station, but for now, I was able to roam freely while being based in New York.
Considering I look like a ‘Giant Armadillo’ according to many of the residents, they took my presence in stride. I know I previously noted our resemblance to a humanoid pangolin, but apparently the people of New York’s region don’t have those. The closest-looking animal they thought of was the armadillo.
I have sent a series of memos which tell of my increasing concern over something called Operation Shawkenaw. It was perhaps seven months after the Wyoming trip that I first heard Ian Nakasingh murmur it to Jess Connolly. I heard it before I rounded a corner in our new office, and came face to face with them.
Ordinarily, I am fairly certain I wouldn’t have thought much, if anything, of it. But Ian and Jess’s immediate expressions of guarded suspicion stuck to my mind.
Weeks later, I happened upon Ian and Evan Fitz discussing, in hushed tones, something regarding Shawkenaw having enough time. Ian told Evan not to worry, because they had plenty of time to prepare. The memoranda that I filed previously chronicles a long series of instances of suspicious mentions regarding Operation Shawkenaw. You will note that from the first time I stumbled upon it, Operation Shawkenaw was clearly already an operation that had been green-lit. Now, it was clear that whatever it was, it wasn’t necessarily imminent.
As I continued to tally up my colleagues who all seemed to know of and have a roll in Operation Shawkenaw, my worries grew. I could not ignore the twitching curtain.
I began taking extemporaneous notes, many of which you have at your disposal to review. In summation:
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Shotgun Fantasy - Part 20: Back in business

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Rhangyl rested his back against the brick wall, contemplating his first play.
Two mice and a cat. A normal hand.
The guard furrowed his brow, analyzing his own cards. His name was Maluk, a dwarven man whose shift was every other day. They were currently playing Pets. The winner would get to drink from a flask full of dwarven whiskey. The assailant lurked in the corner of his cell, masked by shadows. He’d been quiet ever since passing out, but the game was the only thing that could ease his boredom, so he became a silent spectator every time they played.
At first, the guards ignored Rhangyl’s retelling of the events, saying it was impossible to use mana inside a cell. Nobody trusted the word of an elf after what happened at the trial. They came to the conclusion that Rhangyl scratched his own face and tried to pin it on the assailant. Over the course of the week, though, Rhangyl got to know every guard that looked after them, memorizing their shifts until earning their trust with casual conversation. They kept him informed about the consequences of the trial, occasionally shared a swig of booze with him, and played cards through the bars of his cell.
After intentionally losing for a while, Rhangyl convinced Maluk to bet his flask in exchange for his lunch. The guard happily accepted the wager. Unfortunately for him, the old merchant wouldn’t hold back anymore. Should he play the cat and save the pair of mice for later? Did it even matter? It was the first clash, the moment where the players have as little information as possible about each other. The result would be random or a wild guess. It was valuable only to see how Maluk would keep playing. Rhangyl played a mouse facedown, waiting for his opponent. It was the risky play, but he had a feeling Maluk would play a dog. The guard wasn’t aware of it, but he tended to favor them when he felt confident.
Rhangyl was proven right after they both flipped their cards over. Maluk muttered under his breath, drawing a card from the deck. Rhangyl did the same, getting another cat. Maluk could have two dogs now. The cats were practically useless now. At best, the guard only had one mouse left. Rhangyl decided to play his own mouse.
Maluk hesitated to choose a card, pursing his lips. Normally, Rhangyl wouldn’t hurry him, but a true competitive game involved pressuring your enemy into making a mistake. He couldn’t be obvious about it, though. A long yawn was more than enough to make his opponent decide.
The guard had played another dog.
Rhangyl won again, causing him to chuckle.
Maluk didn’t appreciate that. He only grew angrier after Rhangyl showed his hand was two cats. The guard had a mouse and a dog left, which meant that Rhangyl won the game, three wins to one. “Well shit, you really got lucky there when you needed it.” He handed over the flask. “Serves me right for getting cocky.”
Rhangyl drank a mouthful with glee.
“He just hustled you, idiot!” said the assailant. “He’s done it to everyone who plays with him!”
“Quiet!” Maluk waved his hammer. “Are we gonna have a problem?”
The assailant arched an eyebrow, amused. “Didn't I kill you?”
Maluk frowned. “You got me when I was distracted.”
Rhangyl kept enjoying his booze. He started getting drunk quicker than usual. One of the few advantages of being forcibly sober.
The assailant continued bickering with Maluk. It didn’t take long for the guard’s shift to end. He left the room with an angry strut, forgetting to ask for his flask back.
Rhangyl would return it.
Later.
After emptying it.
Rhangyl started chugging it like his life depended on it. He wanted to guzzle down as much whiskey as he could before Maluk noticed it was gone.
The assailant judged him from afar, shaking his head.
“Oh please.” Rhangyl wiped his mouth, taking a second to breathe. “You don’t get to scold me.”
“I do whatever the hell I want.”
“And look where it got you.”
“Same as you.”
Rhangyl looked away. “You might be right.” He glared back. “But that doesn’t mean you have any sort of moral high ground. I bet you didn’t even know all the people you killed would be revived.”
The assailant stayed quiet.
Rhangyl chuckled. “See?”
“I don’t get it. Don’t they need divine shards for that?”
“Yes.”
“And they used them on mere guards?”
“It’s a courtesy they extend to all citizens”
“Everyone?”
“Well, except, you know...”
“Right. I’m just surprised to see them used so casually.”
“Elves developed a different philosophy around their divine shards, a scarcity mindset that makes them hesitant to revive people…” Rhangyl felt a sudden pang of longing. He numbed it with another swig of the flask. “Anyway, the dwarvish conception of divine shards is fascinating. They’re miners at heart and their worship of Wrecks directly contributes to the light of the city, growing and extracting the divine shard at an adequate rate for their needs.”
“I know what you’re doing.”
“What?”
“Talking to me. It’s the same thing you did to every guard here. All of this fake camaraderie; it’s bullshit. I’m not falling for it.”
“You’ve really decided I’m evil, haven’t you? Not every elf is an imperialist.”
“I’ve met enough people like you to know better. At the end of the day, you’ll always do what’s best for your kind.”
“Not all of us. In fact, I recall a man I once knew who worked hard to reform our society. A mighty warrior turned peaceful diplomat, one of the strongest battlemages in history. He valued every life equally, no matter their caste or race. His movement got legitimate support among the masses until a scandal broke out. Turns out he had a human lover, a common fetish that gave him the label of degenerate, only made worse by the fact that they were raising a child in secret. Eventually, it drove him to-”
“That’s enough.”
“Did I hit a nerve?”
“I don’t want to hear anything you have to say. It’s annoying. And whatever made up story you tell is clearly made to provoke me.”
“Come on, let’s not fool ourselves. Your unkempt appearance made it hard to notice at first glance, but you look a lot like Thorn only… human. And your brother-”
The assailant snarled.
“I mean, the politician’s son... worked incredibly hard to fix his family’s reputation. At first, I was happy for him and aided his efforts whenever I could but, slowly, I noticed the people around him were radicalized by his rhetoric. He still argued for reform, appealing to his father’s old followers, but one that granted battlemages more and more liberties. Many of my peers see him as the future of the empire. My gut wouldn’t let me trust him, though. He was so dismissive of the lower castes, that all of his forward thinking speeches rung hollow to me. Then, as soon as he became Warmaster, half of Emeroke’s council was replaced with younger bureaucrats that were aligned with his way of thinking. Doesn’t that look suspicious to you?”
The assailant scoffed. “No shit.”
“Well, it wasn’t obvious to me. Everyone thought it would reinvigorate the city. I didn’t think Henthil was capable of assassinating someone that had never thought of betraying him.”
“It sounds like he’s capable of a lot of things.”
“Exactly. Which begs the question, why would anyone trust him?”
The assailant understood his point, tensing up, but his distrust of Rhangyl still prevented him from confirming the suspicion.
Rhangyl sighed. The flask had a few sips left. He gestured it at the assailant. “Want some?”
The half-elf narrowed his eyes, but his ears twitched a bit, betraying his excitement. “Maybe.”
Rhangyl closed the lid and threw the flask at him.
The assailant caught it, opened it, and smelled it, causing him to wince away. He still drank it, coughing a bit. “It’s strong.”
“That’s dwarven alcohol for you.”
The assailant took another swig. “Good shit, though.”
“Indeed.”
The assailant made a thoughtful face. “My name’s Amaranth. The reason I’m doing all of this is to free my sister. Hethil has arranged it so that she got out of jail.”
“He’s probably going to use her as a political tool.”
“I know.”
“And you’re fine with that?”
“It’s better than nothing. Who knows? She might even prefer staying in the empire.”
“Don’t you think it’s worth checking out if she’s alright?”
Amaranth chortled. “I can’t exactly leave.”
“Well, now that the border is shut down, I might need to enter imperial territory to withdraw all of my money. I’m interested in strong individuals who can protect me along the way…”
“You’re awfully confident that you're getting out of here.”
“My charge isn’t that severe.” Rhangyl smiled. “And, Maluk gave me some good news while you were still sleeping.”
“Ah. You’re getting released today.”
As if on cue, the next shift’s guard entered the room.
Rhangyl nodded. “Think about my offer.”
The guard brought out some keys, opened Rhangyl’s cell, and escorted him to the main lobby of the guard’s headquarters, where Urtan waited for him. He looked up at Rhangyl with a weary expression before releasing his shackles and dismissing the guard that brought him.
“Thank you, captain.” Rhangyl massaged his own wrists. “That’s much more comfortable.”
Urtan made an effort to remain civil. “The only reason I’m doing this is because of George.” He paused, making sure no one nearby could hear him. “Have you heard about the trial?”
“Yes.”
“Since Bork will no longer be around, my daughter… has been thinking a lot about her future. She’s come to the conclusion that she wants to explore the outside world. If you and George leave, I’m sure she’ll want to go along with you.” Urtan extended his hand. “Do not discourage her. Are we clear?”
“You just want me out of the city, don’t you?”
“Fuck yes. If I could throw you out by the scruff of your neck and exile you, I would’ve done it already.”
Rhangyl shook his hand. “Fair enough.”
Urtan clenched it with a firm grip. “Take. Care. Of. Dalura.”
“Of course!”
“And George.”
“I would never endanger a business partner.”
“Good.” Urtan released his hand and started walking away. “Get going, your friends are waiting for you. You wouldn’t believe how much they annoyed me to free you.”
“One thing…”
Urtan frowned. “What?”
“About the assailant… would it kill you to heal his leg? The man’s in agonizing pain. He doesn’t say anything because he’s stubborn, but he doesn’t deserve to stay in constant torture.”
Urtan nodded, reluctantly. “I’ll see what I can do.”
A group of winged beasts attacked the camp site right before sunset. The legion was almost at the top of the first mountain, but they had a long way to go before getting to the heart of the mountain range.
Valkyrie shivered. Her breath had just fogged up her round spectacles. She didn’t know where to go. A chorus of soldiers screamed in the distance. Their enchanted arrows were ineffective against the monsters. Some of the archers were swallowed whole in an instant. The bird-like creatures had orange beaks with multiple pairs of eyes and rows of teeth that dripped with black saliva, but their torso looked human, with bluish-purple skin and four retractable arms bursting out of their abdomen. Valkyrie ran in a serpentine pattern, avoiding the sharpened feathers thrown her way. The elites ignored her pleas for help. They were too comfortable inside their heated tents. Only Henthil could get them to act. Valkyrie made it to his command center, a giant tent made of brown cloth, before more beasts attacked her. She had to catch her breath before giving her report.
Henthil was being given an oil massage on the other side of the room. He addressed Valkyrie without lifting his face from the table, saying:
“What’s the problem?”
“We’re being attacked.”
“Still?”
“It’s gotten worse. More have shown up.”
“What about the elites?”
“They ignored me.”
“Ah. Tell them I’ll beat the living shit out of them, one by one, if they make me get up from this table.”
“I already told them that, more or less.”
“What did they say?”
“They laughed.”
Henthil sighed. “Take away their heat wards.”
Valkyrie tensed up. “They won’t react well to that.”
“They’re more than free to fight me if they have a problem with it.”
Valkyrie nodded. “Very well, sir. I’ll do it now.” She braced herself for the difference in temperature before leaving the tent. The howling wind slapped her across the face with a cold snap. She repeated the same serpentine movements as the battlefield exploded around her until reaching the elite’s giant tent. Her hands were shaking by the time she started to disable the heat ward. It only took a few seconds for the elite to start arguing loudly about what to do. Valkyrie then entered the tent and said:
“Warmaster Henthil ordered me to take away your heat wards until you take care of the beasts… and you're more than welcome to fight him, if you want it back.”
The fourteen soldiers inside the tent froze with terror. They only laughed before because they knew Henthil would never waste his time leaving his tent when it got so cold. Going up to him would mean an instant death for all of them. The difference in strength was laughable. Even if they fought together as a group, if they weren’t careful, there was still a chance they would be crushed against a battlemage of his level.
After a bit of bickering, Gaelingr stood up. He was a slender man with flowing raven hair and a clean shaven face. His uniform was loosely worn with his robe tied around his waist. The man didn’t bother putting on wooden armor before stepping out of the tent. As an aquamancer, an environment full of snow made him the deadliest among them.
Valkyrie followed him to the center of the battle. Eight of the beasts circled around in the sky. The waning light made them harder to spot, blending with grey-purple clouds. It took almost five hundred soldiers to keep the creatures distracted. They all stood slack jawed when Gaelingr made the snow around their ankles hover into the air. The dark bedrock was completely dehydrated. Its appearance looked completely different from the original snowy landscape. Many animals were exposed without their natural camouflage.
Gaelingr swelled with mana. His blue aura flashed around him with a faint shimmer, causing the ground to shake until forming a giant sphere of water above the battlefield.
The winged beasts let out an ear-piercing shriek. They immediately noticed Gaelingr’s presence and charged straight at him in unison. The five hundred soldiers started to run away in panic, stomping over each other to get away from the creatures. Valkyrie fought her own instinct to run away, reasoning that the safest place in the battle was standing next to an elite.
Gaelingr didn’t react to the chaos around him. His attention was entirely focused on his next attack. He started chanting for his spell. Clouds started to disappear as the sphere absorbed their moisture.
The winged beasts all barreled towards him, accelerating more and more by the second.
Gaelingr finished the spell, skewering them all through their stomachs with giant spikes of ice until impaling them on the ground.
The creatures thrashed with pain but died in a few seconds.
Dark purple blood dripped out of them, coalescing into a big pool of goo in the middle of the battlefield. An eerie silence was filled by another howl of the wind, just as the clouds formed again and snow gently floated over them.
Gaelingr started walking away. “I expect our heat ward will be repaired immediately.”
Valkyrie remained stunned. “It will.” She didn’t have the courage to tell him about the soldiers the beast had eaten. Gaelingr’s attack made it impossible to retrieve their bodies intact. They couldn’t be revived anymore.
Henthil wouldn’t hear about it, though. That shouldn’t concern him. Valkyrie was happy managing the legion on her own, without any help. She took stock of how many people died, made arrangements for their families to be compensated, and mobilized the healing squadrons to take care of the wounded, all without the warmaster knowing about it.
After the battle, the legion had a renewed sense of companionship with each other. They celebrated together in a makeshift mess hall of multiple tents, eating and talking about their experiences. Seeing an elite take care of every monster with a single attack erased all of their doubts. They would follow Henthil anywhere if he was successful in this campaign, even to the top of the imperial throne.
Valkyrie started to relax. Everything might turn out just fine.
Another shriek echoed in the night, snapping everyone out of their jovial mood. Apparently, they had only fought children today. An adult beast showed up just as everyone was about to sleep. It was five times the size of a normal one, with two heads sprouting from its unholy body. Gaelingr didn’t feel like fighting this one. Thankfully, the rest of the elite quickly realized they couldn’t afford to lounge around. The threat of getting their fire wards removed was more than enough to spring them into action.
George was glad to see Rhangyl again. After the trial, the mood around the compound had gotten even gloomier than before. Bork had been busy organizing the exodus of his people so he was rarely around these days. Dalura visited every once in a while but she was also busy dealing with her family. It was nice having company again. Rhangyl convinced him and Dalura to go drink at the Shadowtrail Inn. George wasn’t sure if they’d be let inside, though. It was the talk of the city now. People fought over reservations all the time. There was a queue that wrapped around the block when they got there.
Rhangyl started pushing through people. They glared at him. A mob slowly formed around him.
George panicked, but Dalura didn’t seem concerned.
“Mister Rhangyl-sir!” A friendly silver dragon wearing a strange garment plowed through the crowd. “It’s great to finally see you again!”
George and Dalura widened their eyes. The mob dispersed after seeing him. At least nobody would mess with them now that they had a dragon around. Rhangyl introduced him as Lance, a wandering swordsman. He led them into the inn and prepared a table for them, ahead of everyone else who waited in the lounge. George had suspected that Rhangyl had been involved in this place ever since his stunt at the trial. The old merchant couldn’t hide the truth after the owners thanked him for his help. They even gave him a share of the profits from the ingredients he bought for them. George couldn’t believe the taste of the stew. It was amazing.
Rhangyl ordered a few rounds of drinks, joking around until Bork arrived. He was ashamed of his actions, apologizing for all the trouble he brought. Bork chuckled and said:
“Think nothing of it. I’m just glad we got you out of there.”
“Have your people decided where they’re going?”
“Yes, a lot of our stories say that our original tribe was created at the heart of Pejock’s Mountain Range. We’re thinking of going there and building a city for ourselves. Originally, with the harsh climate, we wouldn’t be able to live there, but thanks to all the glyph magic we’ve learned, we’ll be able to control the environmental conditions for our purposes. This is going to turn out for the best.”
“You’ll make it there in no time with your geomancy. Which reminds me, Dalura, what are you planning to do?”
“I uh… I’m not really sure. I was thinking, if I wouldn’t be a burden, would you two...”
“Of course!” said George.
Rhangyl started laughing. “We’d be honored.”
George smiled, barely able to stay awake. These past few days had been an anxious nightmare. He wasn’t even able to work on guns when he was alone in the compound. The uncertainty paralyzed with fear. Hearing that things were going to be fine, at least for the moment, was a reassuring thought. It finally allowed him to stop worrying for a moment. The fact that Dalura would join them on their adventure was a reassuring thought. He would miss Bork and his wealth of knowledge. Now that they had a limited amount of time left together, George wanted to make sure they tried out one last thing before leaving Forgeberth.
“What’s wrong?” asked Dalura.
“Before we leave, could we make a batch of weapons for our journey? I want to see if we can apply everything I learned. We can probably make something stronger now.”
Rhangyl leaned forward, intrigued. “What are you thinking?”
“I think it’s about time we made a magic shotgun.”
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If you scroll down to the bottom of the main page, you will see Banka Havalesi, Hizli QR, and Garanti CEP Bank. Keeping in mind how heavily regulated all forms of gambling in Turkey are, we decided to consult with a customer care agent.
Sadly, we don’t have a Turkish friend to confirm for us how easy it is for Turkish players to make deposits and withdrawals to Slottica, but let’s jump to the next section where you will better understand our concerns.

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Slottica is a Curacao licensee operating under license number 5536/JAZ. Slottica does not hold a UKGC license, but we had no troubles whatsoever opening a UK account. So, the lack of a UKGC license and the fact that it is freely promoting itself as a Turkey-friendly casino gives us the right to question its legitimacy.
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